33 Funny Quips From The Poets Of Twitter

While there's definitely a horrendous amount of terrible content on Twitter, some of the wordsmiths on the site make browsing worthwhile. But to save you the experience of having to acknowledge cringey political diatribes and woefully misguided takes, we've brought some of the site's redeeming compositions straight to you. No rants, no thinking. Just some entertaining tweets to get that dopamine flowing.

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60-year-old grandma plans vacation for herself while 12 and 10-year-old grandchildren are in school, daughter chews her out for not being available to babysit: 'She should not be assumptive'

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Mom demands 16-year-old take care of his 2 half-siblings and 5 step-siblings and share a room with 3 of them, gets angry when he decides to move in with his dad instead: 'She told me now I was being extra selfish'

Mom demands 16-year-old take care of his 2 half-siblings and 5 step-siblings and share a room with 3 of them, gets angry when he decides to move in with his dad instead: 'She told me now I was being extra selfish'

Dad demands ex-wife raise his 4-year-old son as if he were her own, convinces son to call her ‘mom’, she refuses to go along: ‘I don't want him at my home’

Dad demands ex-wife raise his 4-year-old son as if he were her own, convinces son to call her ‘mom’, she refuses to go along: ‘I don't want him at my home’

14-year-old cries when his parents and older siblings speak only in Mandarin when he can barely understand it: 'I told my mom that she is mocking me for not knowing how to speak our native language'

14-year-old cries when his parents and older siblings speak only in Mandarin when he can barely understand it: 'I told my mom that she is mocking me for not knowing how to speak our native language'

Host mom flips out when 19-year-old nanny buys snacks, refuses to share them with her 2 kids: 'I'm only allowed to eat the items from one cabinet and they only replenish once a month'

Host mom flips out when 19-year-old nanny buys snacks, refuses to share them with her 2 kids: 'I'm only allowed to eat the items from one cabinet and they only replenish once a month'

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