Corny Memes and Tweets to Satisfy Everyone's Inner Dad

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Ada Elder
Aug 28, 2022 3:00 PM EDT

The term "dad joke" may seem exclusive to male-identifying parents and caretakers, but let's be real: pretty much everyone can appreciate a groan-worthy pun when they're in the right mindset. These memes, tweets, and pics cater to the corny joke-lover in all of us. They may even provide ammo to the brave souls who have decided to procreate in what feels like the end times.

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    Text - Cheek - Dads waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say “I haven't seen you since last year."
    via u/Luca_Lastname
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    Toy - Nice Shoes Optimus! Thanks Bumblebee They're Vans
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Electronic device - I PITY THE TOOL!! 200mg Col inar
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Dog - IMAGINE IF AMERICANSS SWITCHED FROM POUNDS TO KILOGRAMS OVERNIGHT THERE WOULD BE MASS CONFUSION
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Motor vehicle - dad's second car crash this week FIAT
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Majorelle blue - Marine biologist during the quarantine: WELCOME TO MY OFFISH
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Cap - Dad: (unwraping his Christmas gift) A cardboad box! Just what I wanted! Me: Daaad! You have to open it! Dad: THDE
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Face - WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF BABY SOLDIERS WHAT THAT? AN INFANTRY
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Handwriting - WHAT IS HEAVIER ENVO WATER OR BUTANE ? WATER... BUTANE IS A LIGHTER FLUD 30 mpH
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Vertebrate - SOON IT WILL BE THE ALPACALYPSE Surely you mean church of sloths Llamageddon VIA 9GAG.COM
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Organism - Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo. Please don't block me.
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Automotive exterior - GUt IDONT MAHCARE Gentleman.. i found where your woman wants to eat... as
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Furniture - Carbon datine You look older than your profile picture I've been under a lot of pressure
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Human - PS5 CANDLE SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE. REALTALKCANDLES.COM #RunningJoke Send seller a message
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Rock - MOUNT RUSHMORE BEFORE IT WAS CARVED Its natural beauty was unpresidented.
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Yellow - FOR SÅLE bought in error i live at 45 54 DIY time DIY time
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Eyewear - I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. That's a humerus joke.
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Vertebrate - FLAT TIRE IN ALASKA
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - SINGING IN SHOWER IS ALL FUN & GAMES UNTIL YOU GET SHAMPOO IN YOUR MOUTH. THEN IT BECOMES SOAP OPERA.
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Clothing - WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE HOST SAID DRESSACCORDIONLY
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word.
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - Ronnie @Ronnie_Mugove My wife and I decided never to sleep being mad at each other, We've been awake since Thursday. >
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Property - A CAR'S WEAKEST PART IS THE NUT HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - My friend Joe recèntly went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. (PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME...)
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Arm - Name a book that made you Algebra 1, Math for the Modern World cry...
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Green - TO THE THIEF WHO TOOK MY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS I HOPE YOU'RE НОРЕ НАРPY
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Face - "I've accidentally swallowed a lot of Scrabble tiles." "You gonna be alright?" "My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster." Dammit Craigt Stop it
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - How do frogs remove band-aids? Rip-it Ginriende Gulde Wed 10 bravo
    via CreepingxXstoryX
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    Text - Dog breed - Dads telling jokes at home Dads telling jokes at work
    via u/IDontHaveAName666

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