Meowmoirs: Catnip (January 1, 2021)

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Jan 1, 2021 1:00 PM EST

Earnie's ultimate weakness turns out to come in the form of strange little leaves that are sometimes left out for him, and he... hates them but also loves them. 

Meowmoirs: Is the loss of control worth it for the powers catnip gives Earnie?

Read about Earnie's adventures with catnip, the thoughts he has while uncontrollably flipping around in the little leaves, and the most impulsive dive Earnie has ever taken. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie's new year's resolutions here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

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  • 01
    Green - Entry 13: Catnip CHEEZ BURGER January I, 2021 I would like to start by saying that this difficult for me to admit, but I is very must write about it right now because I always forget after. . have a weakness. There is a substance. I don't know what it is. I don't know where it comes from. The humans give it to me from time to time, and though they only offer it, never shoving it in my face, I am never able to resist it. I've smelled it in multiple different forms. There are the leaves, t
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    Blue - GANHAS It was different than the way wet CHEEZ food affects me. When I hear the SURGER sound of a metal wet food box opening the response is immediate: I run. I want it, it's delicious, and I want to have it before my humans can get to it. It's mine. With the substance, it's more gradual. I sniff it, and then, I float to it. I can almost visualize the smell, pulling me closer. It's hypnotizing like nothing I've ever smelled in my life. My legs are moving toward before I can so much as thi
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    Green - The cloud is dangerous because I CHEEZ guard RURGER One time, my blanket smelled that can't see it. It takes me off way, another time, the smell was on the couch, a different time, it was on one of human's clothes. But the cloud my also disappears faster than the leaves or the pillows. I never remember the full experience. Normally, I just remember the beginning of it. Colors. Colors. Smel. Beautiful. Rollng around in heaven. Sometimes, it makes me want to run. But I also don't want to m
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    Green - Then, there are the times when brain is nothing but blankness, wh EEZ noise. I stare into space and wonderEN about the big questions. Are the humans just big cats? Why is the baby not walking at three months old? Is it broken? should I try to eat the fake plant? Is the red dot even real? Why can't my tongue reach the very top of that I have never cleaned. my head? it's the only place I glare at the humans whenever I stop feeling the effects of the smell, annoyed with them for providing m
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    Green - CANDAS The humans accidentally spilled more EZ leaves than normal onto the floor.RGER They were so many, the floor was covered in them. Now, at the time, I was up on the counter in the kitchen, using their moment of distraction to try to get to the chicken that they took out of the fridge, but when I saw the accident, I paused. There was time to make a decision I recognized the leaves immediately, but I couldn't smell them for that distance just yet. So, I had a choice: chicken or leaves
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    Yellow - CANHAS A rain of leaves all around me, CHEEZ sprinkling onto me like glitter. I think IER sang pretty well that time. The humans kept calling my name and applauding. It was beautiful. So, I hate the leaves somewhat, yes, because they're a weakness. But I also. don't. Because, as long as I'm in my territory, surrounded by my humans who I do trust, then I think it's okay to lose control from time to time.
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