Earnie is about to meet a dog face to face, and it is a shocking experience for him. The dog is just... so unintelligent in Earnie's eyes. I mean, he ate the couch once, how could Earnie think otherwise?
Meowmoirs: "I've named him Bork as that seems to be one of the only words he's capable of producing."
Read about Earnie's impression of the dog, and the reluctant love he develops for Bork. He may be big, and his tail is very dangerous, but he does give good ear licks.
Read the previous entry of Earnie experiencing catnip for the first time here!