Thanksgiving Day is Just Like a Game Console Release

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  Subtle clues start showing up hinting that something awesome is going to happen in November...

  
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  You stock up on the right food...

  
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  ... and put on the appropriate attire.

  
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  Everyone has to get their hands on the best one...

  
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  ... even though they're kind of all the same.

  
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  Then the day finally arrives!

  
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  Your extended family starts showing up...

  
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  Including your weird uncle who you wish would just leave...

  
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  Thankfully, your cool cousin shows up as well...

  
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  ... who you just end up playing Wii with in the den until dinner is ready.

  
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  You set the table...

  
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  Everyone sits down...

  
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  And digs in!

  
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  And while it all felt awesome when it happened...

  
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  ... you can't help but feel...

  
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  ... like it was all more fun when you were a kid.

  
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  Secretly though...

  
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  You're just waiting for the jolly fat man to start making moves anyway...

  
  
  
  

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