These People Just Learned The Dark Truth Behind “Why The Chicken Crossed the Road”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.

At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.

Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.

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    Don't be so hard on yourself.

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    Our thoughts exactly.

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    This is one of those fan theories, isn't it?

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    This monkey is us.

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    Wut?

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    A dream worth fighting for.

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    We are tomato.

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    It's over.

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