Overused And Cliché Lines People Use In Dating Profiles, Which Need To Stop

• ‘Fluent in sarcasm’

  
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• ‘Looking for my partner in crime’

  
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• ‘I’m a typical Gemini (or any zodiac sign)’

  
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• ‘Swipe left if…’

  
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• ‘Not into drama’….(you are definitely into drama)

  
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• ‘We can tell people we met at the grocery store’

  
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• ‘Please be able to hold a conversation’

  
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• ‘Looking to settle down but not to settle’

  
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• ‘I love having fun’…oh, this won’t work. I hate fun.

  
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• Any quote ever by Audrey Hepburn or Marylin Monroe…like ever.

  
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• ‘Swipe left if you’re not at least X feet tall’

  
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• ‘Sapiosexual’ –unless you masterbate to Steven Hawking, STFU.

  
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• *Inspirational quote*….that you definitely do not emulate.

  
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• “I’m looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves so seriously”

  
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• ‘Can’t believe I’m on this app but here goes…’

  
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• ‘The Oxford Comma’

  
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• ‘Witty banter’

  
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• *Emoji sequence that makes no f*cking sense whatsoever*

  
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• ‘I have a serious case of wanderlust’

  
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• ‘Please be *insert some charming quality you want a partner to be but (most likely) do not possess yourself*’

  
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• ‘Love going out or staying in!’ (is there any other f*cking option?)

  
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• ‘I have my shit together and you should too’

  
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