Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 15, 2021)

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Jan 15, 2021 2:00 PM EST

Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts, AKA, the reflections of the brightest minds of our generation. OK, fine, maybe that's taking it a bit too far, but this collection of philosophical musings will make you stop and think about a thing or two. Perhaps they'll make you ponder your own existence, or perhaps you won't. But one thing's for sure, and that is they will make you a wiser and more profound person than you were before you read them. Ponder away...



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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/enuff2Bdangerous 6 days ago 2 14 4 3 11 E 8 People with cooking shows/channels don't actually have to be any good -- people can't taste what they make, and if people make the recipe on their own and it sucks, they'll just think they did it wrong.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/SinisterLemons 5 days ago 25 19 S 13 11 Whenever you eat canned pieces of fruit, you are more than likely sharing one whole fruit with someone hundreds of miles away.
    via u/SinisterLemons
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Roanokian 3 days ago O 2 4 23 3 2 3 Having a toddler is a great way to discover the extraordinary range of things that can be done with your iPhone without unlocking it.
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  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Art3sian 5 days ago a3 5 4 Cats might always be in a take-no- shit mood because their entire life is a perpetual existence of having just woken up.
    via u/Art3sian
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/bassdrop1024 days ago O2 3 3 The average guy sees hundreds of the prettiest/fittest women on earth naked before they see a real woman undressed.
    via u/bassdrop1024
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    Text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/badRLplayer 5 days ago 24 e 3 E It's amazing humans every survived out in the wild with babies being as noisy as they are.
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  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/invertedparadX 4 days ago 4 3 2 8 & Ë If you're the oldest sibling then you're the "emergency adult"
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  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/mildly_infuriated_ 4 days ago 2 e 3 Most people don't appreciate the fact that our lips are watertight.
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  • 09
    Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/skyrimlo 2 days ago O 2 2 4 3 4 84 Parents are bad at raising teens because they only planned so far ahead to have babies/children. Nobody plans to have teenagers.
    via u/skyrimlo
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Selbyman 6 days ago 13 色 Crickets are pretty damn loud to be the symbol of silence.
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  • 11
    Text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sabssk 1 day ago Going to get fast food alone feels a lot unhealthier than going to get fast food with your friends.
    via u/sabssk
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Khue 21 hours ago A 1 pound Switch can be played for 6 hours without a charge, but if you leave the small dome light on in your car, the 25 pound car battery decides it's going to ruin the rest of your day
    via u/Khue
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/kickadoodle 1 day ago 2 Future generations studying history will likely have to study tweets.
    via u/kickadoodle
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    Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/IrishNSketchy 6 days ago Skin is sensitive enough that you feel a tiny crumb in a bed, yet you can walk around all day and not notice old underwear jammed down your pants leg.
    via u/IrishNSketchy
  • 15
    Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/eren_yeagermeister 1 day ago 3 A The 90s doesn't sound like that long ago until you refer to it as "the late 1900s"
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