Memes & Tweets To Quell The Tedium

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    Eyewear - Me: l'll go out tonight, but I am not getting blackout drunk again Me, 5 shots later: @SamonWithoutThet Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
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    Cap - Me:Friendly fire is on That one friend:
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    Smile - If all the different spellings of "Ashley" was a picture
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    Line - rapper : makes a song about drugs and suicide 13 year olds on tik toc NOŲ
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    Cuisine - My friend has a weird love for Cheetos. So he went to the Cheetos Production Factory and purchased 28 industrial sized clear bags of Cheetos. They charged him $65 per clear bag... kickass-pics.com swag-canada: he's the one they warn us about in math problems Posted in r/theydidthemath by u/spookybOii e reddit
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    Animated cartoon - my one minute old dick: doctor: May take your hat sir?
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    Hat - No one: Mexican Weebs: @A_NormalLapis
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    Fictional character - Among Us has proved that Trial by Jury is a flawed system Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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    Audio equipment - If you have ever picked up one of these with your barehands, you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine.
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    Text - Damn this hit me ISPENT THE BEST EVENINGS OF MY LIFE UNAWARE THEY WERE SIGNIFICANT
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    Fluid - Rufus T. Firefly, FU (sworn enemy of Rakell) @hog.. - Dec 13 D00 Not all heroes wear capes A Woman Chugged an Entire $200 Bottle of Cognac Rather Than Give It to Airport Security munchies.vice.com 17 505 105 3.9K A VIm. President-Elect Dr. Charlie Wolf @supercab936 Replying to @hoggomcswineass 11:06 PM Dec 13, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Finger - damn all I got is singles
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    Human - When I was 3 we went to Cincinnati zoo I climbed into a gorilla enclosure
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    Facial expression - See that girl Watch that scene SECURITY
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    Coat - @RayVsJonez You can't let another man come to your wedding with this much sauce. Outrageous l'll call security Davie Wills @DavieLegend If my wife left me for Beckham I would totally get it. 'd help her pack and wish them well and hopefully we'd stay friends and I could go round for a BBQ and maybe get close enough to smell him owil ent
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    Face - I've just sucked one year of your life away. Please tell me it was 2020.
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    Organism - And yet a trace of the true self Exists in the False Self
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    Text - MALIN DENDN the garbage shit boy POERA @davedittell CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE COMPLETED LIFE! YOU PLAYED AS: white male CHOOSE ONE: A) PLAY TUTORIAL AGAIN B) TRY A HARDER SETTING 5:21 p.m. · 29 Oct. 14 · Twitter for iPhone >
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    Felidae - Being a soft cuddly baby Cats Being an asshole
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    Text - When you can't wait for the main: bring bread & oil
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    Text - too many bills to pay? not liking your current life? Dont know what to do? Become A Crab Rangoon! - Golden Tan - Very Hot - Loved by Millions - Fatter the Better - No Responsibilities
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    Brown - The reshares of these dank memes will radicalize many liberals FRISOCIALISTST TRIG That's good. I was once a liberal. I know.
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    Nose - C* BALKANS Why are you looking at me like that? Just memories.
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    Text - Rob Actually @RobbyActually We only use 10% of our brains because the other 90% is busy storing traumatic memories to randomly bring up at the most inconvenient time 11:41 AM · 2020-12-21 · Twitter for Android 72 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 487 Likes
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    Sleeve - THIS PLACE IS BEST LEFT SHUNNED AND UNINHABITED GOD WON'T LET ME DIE TIMOTHEE CHALAMETS CHLAMYDIAGATE MOTHMAN CURSE THIS FLESH PRISON WHAT IS HERE IS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING YOU ARE A BEAST BUILT FOR WAR THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
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    People - Man just imagine a scene mirroring Vaders in Rogue One but this time its Luke, it'd be so perfect. Vote He can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.
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    Text - Concept: booty shorts but they have long-time nuclear waste warning Mochasucculentart @Mochasucculent messages on them NOTHING VALUED IS HERE THE DANGERIS UNLEASHED ONLY IF YOU SUBSTANTIALLY DISTURB THIS PLACE PHYSICALLY WHAT IS HERE WAS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US THE CENTER OF DANGER IS HERE 8:52 PM 2020-05-01 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade Jan. 1, 2021: We did it, guys! That awful year is behind us! Aug. 4, 2021: The snake wolves have taken Illinois. Here's what that means for Ohio volcano refugees.
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    Ear - When an email finds me well H
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    Lip - the idea dating of having a loving partner
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    Nose - When you tell the waitress it's your friends birthday even though it's really not and you see them coming out with a sombrero and such @middleclassfancy
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    Lip - when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk:
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    Eyebrow - When I see my favorite coworker coming over and I know we about to talk some shit @sluttypuffin
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    Product - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee Hi, it's nice to see you agairn BB
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    Text - jaclcfrost here's a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling Source: jaclcfrost 310,380 notes A
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    Head - Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin "If Pizza Express folds, it can just start calling itself Calzone Express"
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    Recipe - ANDWICH COMBO SA 5.29 FT Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of HAM
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    Text - me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started my brain: you cannot me: why my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile me: i don 't see how- my brain: cannot.
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    Vision care - uber: your driver is in a 2001 honda accord :) me: NEVER LEARNED THE BREEDS OF CAR AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK To Be Continued AV
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    Text - me: i love sleepovers doctor: this isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital me: then why dol have this nightgown doctor: that's a hospital gown me: truth or dare doctor: me: doctor: dare
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    Eyewear - me after any minor inconvenience Oh. It's okay, 1guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.
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    Lip - When you see a funny meme and you be like:
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    Organism - Galileo:says the Earth orbits the sun The Catholic Church: shut
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