Meet Earnie's one undefeated enemy - the vacuum. It's terrifying. It eats and screams all at once, and even the humans seem scared of it. What's in the world can Earnie do to protect them from it if he's too scared of it himself?
Meowmoirs: Earnie should probably send Bork to do the dirty work.
Read about Earnie's arch nemesis- the one that stands stoically even in the face of Earnie's glare of doom and almighty paw.
Read the previous entry of Earnie living with the dog here!
You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well.
Read the next entry of Earnie's diary right here!
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