Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later

Here are some thoughts to read, internalize, forget where they came from, then quote to your friends as if you made them up and are "so totally random." You know, basic friendly conversation. For that matter, here are some more funny, random and shiny tumblr gems as well as some totally random funny tweets.

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