Meowmoirs: Adopting a Kitten (February 5, 2021)

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Feb 5, 2021 2:00 PM EST

Though he wasn't expecting it, Earnie is quite fond of his new little sister. And, being the good big brother that he is, he has decided that the only right thing to do is help her become as good of a cat as she can be... to make sure that they can plot together and take over the world, of course. 

Meowmoirs: Mittens still has a lot to learn. 

Read about Earnie's adorable difficulties while mentoring his little sister, the progress they've made, and... the weird things the kitten does that Earnie really doesn't understand. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie meeting his little sister here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

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    Font - CANHAS Entry 18: Mentoring the New Kitten EEZ BURGER February 5, 2021 It feels good to be in the of company another feline, even if that cat is a mini one who can'+ jump very high yet. A month or two, and we'll be able to qo on adventures together, she will be my second in command, and we will take over the whole world together. Of course, for that, I have to teach her the proper ways of the cat. I have planned out the mentoring meticulously, dividing it into multiple stages. So far, I wo
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    Handwriting - CAN HAS There is nothing scarier than that, I'm EZ certain that you remember. There's noR way to forget such a torture chamber. I took her right up to the door of the chamber when one of the humans walked in there. The human didn't let me in easily that time, locking me out, so I began my usual routine of screaming by the door until I was let in. That, the kitten learned very quickly. Screaming does seem to be one of her strong suits. Once we were let in, I began showing her around
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    Font - Alas, to help the kitten get a better EZ understanding of danger, I allowed RGER her to meet two of the most dangerous monsters in the house the Red Dot of Evil and the vacuum, or as it is properly called: the lion. I thought that there was no way that she wouldn't understand the danger of these monsters. Surprised I was yet again. The Red Dot did not scare the kitten in the slightest. She chased it and chased it for so long I got tired and had to take a nap just from watching her run aro
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    Handwriting - That one seemed to get to her a little bit more. When the human held the lion=Z BUBdFR and started carrying it around the living room, at first the kitten wasn't scared, not even from the screaming. But once she saw the lion vacuum up one of her new toys, she ran. You must understand, I'm not showing her all of this for no reason. I would simply like her to be prepared for the outside world, and if she has no defense mechanisms, she wouldn't survive a single day out there. She need
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    Font - CANHAS "We will have to come up with a planEZ to break into the wet food cabinet," IER told her. "The humans will not be able to hold us back if we do it together." She listened very carefully, but her response was something unimportant about wanting to take a nap, so ľ'm not sure how information she actually retained. Though I am impressed by her tenacity to becoming the best happer in the house. Later on, I explained to her the importance of remembering that most everyone is stupider th
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    Hair - LANTAS Even with all that, she is much easier CHEEZ That ER to train than the human baby is. creature still doesn't know how to lick himself clean. The kitten learned it her first day in the house. Quite impressive actually. Things are not all lost. There's one specific thing that she learned more quickly than all the others. And that's cuddling. Me, she attempted to cuddle instantly, no surprise there, anyone with a mild sense of perception can see how amazing of a cuddler I am right awa
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    Font - CANHAS It took her only one time o seeing me z cuddle the humans before she joined in. You mustn't tell anyone, but L. found it quite heartwarming, seeing the kitten get along with my humans so well so quickly. of course, I know it's all thanks to me. Had she not seen me be SO comfortable with them, she would have hopefully had the sense of testing them in the same ways that I did when i first met them. But even sO, was happy to hear the little baby purr while the human petted her behind
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    Read the final entry of Earnie's diary right here!


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