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01
Download Tinder
Just for fun teehee.
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02
Delete Tinder
No more of that.
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03
Chug a Bottle of Wine While Face-timing Your Friend and Making Complete Eye Contact
Idk why eye contact is necessary but it adds flavor.
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04
Go For a Walk Around Your Neighborhood With Only One Airpod in
This makes you appear more ~open to connections~
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05
Drink Some Water After All That Wine
You'll thank me later.
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06
Re-download Tinder
Eh, why not? What's the harm?
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07
Order Yourself Some Flowers
Omg! I wonder who these are from <3333.
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08
Buy a Vase Too Because You'll Need One For The Flowers
It's another big adulting step.
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09
Bake Something Sweet, Like: Cookies, Brownies, Wine…
Oh wait, how did that last one end up on that list ;).
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10
Take a Bubble Bath
It can be really soothing if you're not thinking about how you're literally sitting in your own filth.
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11
Order a Heart-shaped Pizza
It's literally the only time of year that you can do it, and they are actually cute af. Plus they usually come unsliced so you can dramatically rip it apart if that's the vibe.
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12
Send Noods
What? Noodles are the way to my heart. I would love it if someone sent me some.
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13
Watch Movies and Cringe Every Time You See People Not Wearing Masks
Say it with me before you panic, "It was a different time! It was a different time!"
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14
Connect to Your Yoni
You don't need a valentine to do this. Love your yoni and she will love you back. If you don't know what a yoni is, ask your mom.
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