Funny Tweets About The Ridiculousness Of Pet Rent

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    Font - Lena ... @banalplay Hmph. I guess I will take my money and my comically obese cats someplace else! Cats Allowed $40 Monthly Pet Rent $250 Fee • 300 lb Weight Limit • 2 Pet Limit 12:07 AM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 947 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 17K Likes
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    Rectangle - HellblazerHawkman @JamesGordon1137 Replying to @banalplay If you have a 300+lbs cat, it's a lion. To which l'd say "good luck making me pay, I'm the one with a lion" 12:40 AM Feb 4, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Cat - Max Resdefault @cryobiotic ... Replying to @banalplay and @Chinchillazlla Read the room, landlord 60 286 A 614563 0.168 15 0287 chonks 0.1204 0.1902 234 mgilip.com 1:35 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Rectangle - le @eeeeow Replying to @banalplay Pet rent is so fucking stupid, it's not like they're taking showers or turning the lights on or using extra utilities so why should I have to pay rent for them?? 1:57 AM Feb 4, 2021 - Twitter for Android
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    Product - Mashed Potatoes Stan Acc ... @TheVandelay Replying to @eeeeowa and @banalplay Not to mention if you're worried about damage to the property: a) kids can do just as much damage (balls accidentally thrown into windows, drawing on walls etc) b) for, it's for repairs to the property, it's not free that's what the i security deposit is money 2:59 AM - Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Eye - kayla o @baz00per ... pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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    Cat - kayla o @baz00per Replying to @baz00per imagine charging this lil face rent .. a landlord should pay ME for how cute she is EN
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    Human body - John Paul Anderson @SnowsuitBandit Replying to @baz00per She might consider making an OnlyPets.
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    Cat - Madi ) * ... @madiautumn Replying to @baz00per How could anyone ever charge my baby rent?
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    Font - Devilish Ledoux ... @Devilishlydo Replying to @baz00per and @arkadycosplay I'm still trying to get my dog to pay back a "$200 pet deposit" & he's been blowing me off for years. Also: There is no such thing as a nonrefundable pet deposit. Either it's a deposit that I might get back or it's a fee and you're asking me to leave you $200 in poop when I move.
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    Cat - Tonal Recall ... @recalltonal Replying to @banalplay This is 35 pounds. Roughly 12% of the weight allowance.
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    Font - David Kaib ... @DavidKaib Replying to @banalplay Imagine thinking you could shake down someone with a 300 pound cat.
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    Cat - Matthew ... @mattjamesreyes Replying to @banalplay I finally found an apartment that will accept my cat for her size.
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    Photograph - Video Store Guy @germ560 ... Replying to @banalplay Two Tiger limit
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    Rectangle - Number 6 Dog Mom @OneMillionBDC ... Replying to @banalplay and @ActNormalOrElse I will now move in with my dog, and then maybe get a lady gorilla. W en.m.wikipedia.org wiki » Gorilla Gorilla - Wikipedia Wild male gorillas weigh 136 to 227 kg (300 to 500 lb), while adult females weigh 68-113 kg (150-250 Ib). Genus: Gorilla; I. Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire, 1852 Family: Hominidae Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Mountain gorilla Eastern gorilla Western lowland gorilla

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