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Funny Tweets About The Ridiculousness Of Pet Rent

Pet rent - one of the silliest concepts we've ever heard of. Truly, how can you charge my cat rent if she's unemployed, huh? I mean, that's why she's living with me. Realistically, had she been able to find a job, she would have moved out of my house and taken her independence to the next level a long, long time ago. 

For real though, pet rent and pet rent deposits are such a weird concept, and twitters users definitely agree with that. That's why they like joking about it, we think. Joke through the pain, friends, there is no other option.

Posted by Marielru
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    Font - Lena ... @banalplay Hmph. I guess I will take my money and my comically obese cats someplace else! Cats Allowed $40 Monthly Pet Rent $250 Fee • 300 lb Weight Limit • 2 Pet Limit 12:07 AM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 947 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 17K Likes

    ...and I thought my cat was chonky. Even two of my very chonky cat will not come up to 300lb. Although, now I'm thinking about what it would be like to have a cat that is that big. Actually, no, that's not possible, if cats ever got that big, it wouldn't be us having them, they'd be the ones adopting us. And possibly eating us as well. 

    Via @banalplay
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    Rectangle - HellblazerHawkman @JamesGordon1137 Replying to @banalplay If you have a 300+lbs cat, it's a lion. To which l'd say "good luck making me pay, I'm the one with a lion" 12:40 AM Feb 4, 2021 - Twitter Web App

    Also an option. Moreover, if anyone out there lives with a lion and has any tips on how to get lions not only to love you and not kill you but also on how to domesticate one enough so that it wants to live with you and give you cuddles, we will be more than happy to hear them. Thank you in advance. 

    Via @JamesGordon1137
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    Cat - Max Resdefault @cryobiotic ... Replying to @banalplay and @Chinchillazlla Read the room, landlord 60 286 A 614563 0.168 15 0287 chonks 0.1204 0.1902 234 mgilip.com 1:35 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
    Via @cryobiotic
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    Rectangle - le @eeeeow Replying to @banalplay Pet rent is so fucking stupid, it's not like they're taking showers or turning the lights on or using extra utilities so why should I have to pay rent for them?? 1:57 AM Feb 4, 2021 - Twitter for Android
    Via @eeeeow
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    Product - Mashed Potatoes Stan Acc ... @TheVandelay Replying to @eeeeowa and @banalplay Not to mention if you're worried about damage to the property: a) kids can do just as much damage (balls accidentally thrown into windows, drawing on walls etc) b) for, it's for repairs to the property, it's not free that's what the i security deposit is money 2:59 AM - Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
    Via @TheVandelay
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    Eye - kayla o @baz00per ... pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
    Via @baz00per
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    Cat - kayla o @baz00per Replying to @baz00per imagine charging this lil face rent .. a landlord should pay ME for how cute she is EN
    Via @baz00per
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    Human body - John Paul Anderson @SnowsuitBandit Replying to @baz00per She might consider making an OnlyPets.
    Via @SnowsuitBandit
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    Cat - Madi ) * ... @madiautumn Replying to @baz00per How could anyone ever charge my baby rent?
    Via @madiautumn
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    Font - Devilish Ledoux ... @Devilishlydo Replying to @baz00per and @arkadycosplay I'm still trying to get my dog to pay back a "$200 pet deposit" & he's been blowing me off for years. Also: There is no such thing as a nonrefundable pet deposit. Either it's a deposit that I might get back or it's a fee and you're asking me to leave you $200 in poop when I move.
    Via @Devilishlydo
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    Cat - Tonal Recall ... @recalltonal Replying to @banalplay This is 35 pounds. Roughly 12% of the weight allowance.
    Via @recalltonal
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    Font - David Kaib ... @DavidKaib Replying to @banalplay Imagine thinking you could shake down someone with a 300 pound cat.
    Via @DavidKaib
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    Cat - Matthew ... @mattjamesreyes Replying to @banalplay I finally found an apartment that will accept my cat for her size.
    Via @mattjamesreyes
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    Photograph - Video Store Guy @germ560 ... Replying to @banalplay Two Tiger limit
    Via @germ560
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    Rectangle - Number 6 Dog Mom @OneMillionBDC ... Replying to @banalplay and @ActNormalOrElse I will now move in with my dog, and then maybe get a lady gorilla. W en.m.wikipedia.org wiki » Gorilla Gorilla - Wikipedia Wild male gorillas weigh 136 to 227 kg (300 to 500 lb), while adult females weigh 68-113 kg (150-250 Ib). Genus: Gorilla; I. Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire, 1852 Family: Hominidae Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Mountain gorilla Eastern gorilla Western lowland gorilla

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    Via @OneMillionBDC

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