'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

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Feb 17, 2021 5:00 PM EST

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

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  • Eyelash - Dear Karen... The internet wasn't working in my hotel, so I went downstairs to complain to the receptionist. She told me they were working on fixing the problem and that it would be back up within the hour, but that wasn't good enough for me. This hotel cost me an arm and a leg, so the WiFi should be It's kind of unbelievable. working 24/7! What do you suggest I - Vacationer do next time?
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  • Sleeve - Dear Vactioner. Unacceptable service! Your first mistake was not 88 asking to speak to the manager, who probably would have handled the issues within minutes. Generally, receptionists are useless...
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  • Organism - And if the manager fails to fix the problem within the 88 hour, it's essential to make a scene, demand a refund, and switch hotels immediately. Evidently, they don't deserve your patronage. Karen
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  • Tableware - Dear Karen.. My McDonald's burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I'm now banned from the local McDonald's. Where did go wrong? -Burger Bae
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  • Font - Dear Burger Bae, While I respect your bold approach, I would recommend asking to speak to the manager next time. Surely, you would have gotten a new burger with the manager on your side. If not, the next step I would have taken is definitely throwing the burger, so you're doing amazing on that front, sweetie. 88 Karen
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  • Eyelash - Dear Karen... I entered 7/11 to get a Slurpee, and the cashier told me I wasn't allowed in if I didn't wear my mask. I tried explaining that I have health problems that prevent me from wearing them, but they didn't believe me. When I still refused to wear the mask, they had security remove me from the store. What do you suggest Are you f**king serious? doing next time? Slurpee Girl
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  • Organism - Dear Slurpee Girl, I too have health problems that prevent me from wearing a mask, so I started carrying 88 around an official letter from my doctor to explain my condition to these imbeciles. My doctor happens to be my husband, so l'm lucky...
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  • Organism - If you don't have one on hand, you can call your doctor on the spot to 88 handle the situation via his or her expertise. Once you have medical experts on your side, you'll be good to go for Slurpees regularly. - Karen
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  • Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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