People Use Twitter As An Outlet To Reveal Wacky Confessions

We all have sketchy thoughts from time to time. It is what it is, we are flawed disgusting human beings. There is no point in trying to hide it anymore! Just kidding the majority of these sound very relatable, weird, but relatable. Sometimes we can think up some crazy logic, and confession is a great way to ease off the guilt of having such thoughts. And it's madly entertaining. Seriously, I live for this stuff, weird confessions, unpopular opinions, hot-takes, they are the best.

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  • Hand - ana @lovelyfeelz · Jan 6, 2019 ... Weird Confessions: lets hear them 10.4K 2I 60.6K 23.4K
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    Twitter user @lovelyfeelz challenged people to comment their weird confessions. The more you read, the more you realize... dang I got a few of these too. If you're feeling it, you are always welcome to comment it under this list. This is a safe space! Regardless, if you up to some weird sh*t, maybe some of these will make you feel more normal.

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  • Font - @honeyysc · Jan 6, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother When I was 4 I had a boyfriend and poisoned him on purpose Yasmine ... 46 L7 184 1.3K SKWAD7335 @SKWAD7335 · Jun 24, 2019 Did u just confess to murder b Show replies
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    Umm... so, this one is a little heavy. Though I suppose poisoning someone could mean a lot of things. Like for instance, I get hives when I eat almonds, so someone could essentially 'poison me' by giving me almonds, but I wouldn't die, so it's not really murder. Am I overthinking this? Are we bystanders? Let's move on :').

  • Font - Jody @DizzyLizzyPDX · Jan 7, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother ... Since my first bf and I didn't lose our virginity until we were 18 (started dating at 14)...I gave him a LOT of BJ's.Sometimes it tasted awful,and he said "it can't be THAT bad". So I had him it Imao. My nickname has been "Dixie" ever since. into a dixie cup and made him drink 237 27 1.2K 4.4K
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  • Rectangle - cärła @carzuelan · Jan 7, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother i heat up my cereal for exactly 45 secs in the microwave. i hate when it's cold. 58 27 134 511
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  • Font - Noah @Ayoo_Noah · Jan 8, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I usually just have a movie or YouTube playing in the background while i mess around on my phone . Makes me feel less lonely t7 65 353
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  • Font - word scientist (in training) @intelligentlyfe · Jan 26, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I'm dick clairvoyant. I can tell just by looking at a person. It's like an aura. I'm accurate within 1inch margin of error. My close friends know. And they appreciate my gift bc for some women size really does matter. 2 27 2
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  • Font - dania @sudxnia · Jan 8, 2019 ... Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if l'm holding someone's baby I'm like what if threw it out the window 156 27 3.4K 15.4K
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  • Font - @AC_Phlegm_ · Jan 7, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I constantly dance to music, no matter what kind l'll move some part of my body. If no music is even playing l'll move to the song in my head. 16 27 576 ♡ 3.1K
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  • Font - naesj. @Naesj · Jan 8, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I will purposely dislike something if I think too many people like it 21 27 111 451
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  • Facial expression - fuck is you talm bout @RighthandChan · Jan 12, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I find people who look like my family yo be attracted and I think girls that look like the girl version of a boy are cute ... 1 4
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  • Organism - Lady Anne-Marie Chapmanton of Bolt @amorousia · Jan 13, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I have to have everything in its place or arranged in a particular order. If not o freak out. Also, when showering and l'm done and the CLEAN shower curtain or door touches me, I rush back in and shower all over again. ... 1 27 1
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  • Azure - whole lotta toxic = @p3psiChulo · Jan 8, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother I sometimes put Vick's under my eyes when I can't sleep . The Vick's forced my eyes to close , and I get my sleep . 86 27 1.5K 9.6K
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  • Font - Hot Tater Tot @ap_eoi · Jan 14, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother Anytime my mum gave me food I didnt like I would wrap it in paper and hide it inside the spoilt AC beside the dining table. 1 3
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  • Font - Ackerman @9vez_ · Jan 16, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother Sometimes I just pretend to be asleep in the living room in the day just to hear what they'd say or do when I'm 'sleeping' ... 1 27 6 O 105
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  • Font - Gabby @gabby_moraa · Apr 9, 2019 Replying to @lovelyfeelz and @drakesbrother When ever I go to a public bathroom I don't flush with my hand, I use my foot! 1 27 1
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