Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Parenthood is a life-changing experience in so many wonderful ways. Raising your tiny humans and watching them grow is a beautiful experience, but it's also a messy one. Any parent will attest to their kids finding ways to ruin everything in their path—from spilling food on the floor to ruining your expensive makeup to drawing all over the walls. If there's a way to destroy something, they will. If you're a parent, you'll relate hard to these hilarious tweets from exasperated parents about the daily havoc their destructive kids wreak.

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    Rectangle - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom *points to yogurt my 5 yr old spilled on the couch* THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS *storms away, trips over my purse and spills wine*
    via @LurkAtHomeMom

    If you pictured having beautiful white carpets, expensive furniture, and delicate ornaments at the same time as having a toddler, think again. The two don't go hand-in-hand. In fact, it's one or the other. Having nice things will have to wait until the kids turn 18 and leave for college. Or, until you give them up for adoption. 

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    Clothing - Simon Holland @simoncholland Without kids I would have never known the joy of cleaning a spilled bottle of glue out of a backpack at 6 AM.
    via @simoncholland

    Try as you may to hide all the dangerous chemicals from your kids, they'll find a way of getting to them. Whether they're ingesting them, spilling them all over the carpet, or feeding them to the dog, nothing is safe when you have a toddler. NOTHING! 

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    Human body - The Dad @thedad THE DAD Cop: *arrives at my house* woah the burglars completely wrecked this place Me, holding my toddler: the burglary was next door
    via @thedad
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    Eye - That Mom Tho @mom_tho a constant war in my head is wondering if I should find out why the kids are quiet vs letting them continue making a mess because they're leaving me alone
    via @mom_tho
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    Human body - Will Rodgers @WilliamRodgers The baby spilled my Bloody Mary all over the carpet and now | have to get it replaced... Anyone know where I can find a decent baby?
    via @WilliamRodgers
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: My room is clean. Me: It's a disaster. 6: It's clean if you don't look at it. Schrödinger's mess.
    via @XplodingUnicorn
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    Brown - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I et my kids up with mugs of hot chocolate over a white carpet so I, too, like to live dangerously.
    via @thearibradford
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    Human body - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Optimists see the cup half-full. Pessimists see the cup half-empty. Parents of toddlers see the cup spilled all over the floor.
    via @HomeWithPeanut
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    Font - Kate Hall @KateWhineHall When it comes down to it, parenting is basically snuggling and slowly watching everything you've ever owned be destroyed.
    via @KateWhineHall
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    Font - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.
    via @Six_Pack_Mom
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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix 90% of the clean things in my house are only that way because I had to wipe them down after my kids spilled something.
    via @RodLacroix
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    Gesture - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry With burglaries on the rise, I feel it's my duty to let y'all know my kids destroyed any valuables I may have had long ago.
    via @maryfairybobrry
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    Human body - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Childless friend: Dude our cat is so destructive. It's gonna ruin our couch someday Me pulling a bag of flour and shattered iPad out of the dryer: Oh wow sorry to hear that man
    via @thedad
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    Human body - Courtney @Discourt My 8yo shattered my ipad. My toddler pissed on my couch. My daughter bit my nipple so hard my face hurts. I'm drinking all the beer.
    via @Discourt
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    Human body - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom 11 dirty cups, two time-outs, 3 fights broken up, one sword confiscated, & a bowl of soup spilled on the rug. IT'S ONLY 9:15am, PEOPLE.
    via @Six_Pack_Mom

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