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Cats Being Annoying Little Loveable Hellions (Facebook Posts)

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    Footwear - Rory Nix Centner My kitten comes in at 6am and headbutts me, then falls asleep on my head so I can't go back to sleep. 1 Like · Reply Message 1d

    Okay, but that is ridiculously cute though. Like yes, this is not the best habit to facilitate, considering that when it's bigger, if it continues to do this, it might literally suffocate you in the middle of the night, but omgggggg your little kitty passing out on your face in the middle of the night after giving you a loving headbutt? Consider us heckin' smitten.

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    Rectangle - Debi Breaux My cat learned that if he loved on the plug for my phone charger it would unplug and the phone would make a sound that woke me up. Like · Reply · Message 2d

    They are so much smarter than we give them credit for sometimes. I swear, mine knows exactly how to wake me up and adjusts the way he does is whenever his previous method stops working. Well, some of them are smart like that, the others are just dumballs who like the sounds of stuffs. 

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    Font - Mandie Donaldson One morning I was in bed and Sam decided she wanted to go out. Rather than crying to let me know she thought it was better to sit and pee on me. 1 Like · Reply Message 1d
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    Font - Jen Reedy My cats are pretty good. The girls sometimes meow pathetically outside the bedroom when I first go to bed (although Loula wants mama at 3 a.m. sometimes and also jiggles the door knob then). When we used to let them in the bedroom when they were kittens, Freddie would get right up in my face and try to shove his whole face up my nose when I wouldn't get up. He has grown out of that I suppose but if I sleep on the couch he sleeps high up on chest almost on my face. Cats are weird
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    Font - Sheila Broussard I love our cat, but he is full of mischief! He has pulled pins out of sewing projects, run off with mid-paint ttrpg models, thrown bags of crystals to the floor, and recently figured out how to open cabinets. We had to child-proof them. Just hope it works. He's also spat liquid medicine in my face and cheeked pills, but puts everything else under the sun in his mouth. But, he is the most loveable, pettable, sweetest cat ever, so we put up with the mischief. Like · Reply ·
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    Font - Tammy Rost My demon waits until 2 or 3 am and slowly opens the kitchen cabinet doors a couple of inches, then let's go as they slam shut. Repeat until human attention. When he's mad at us he comes up with ways to punish us (for a few weeks he would steal and hide all the drain plug/stopper things from the sinks). He also found a bag of marshmallows one night, opened it, took one bite into each and spread them evenly across the entire first floor of the house. 40 Like · Reply Message 2d
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    Font - Nicole Burns It's not difficult to get cats on the human sleeping schedule - whatever that is. Play with the cat unitl it is tired and then feed it right before the human(s) goes to bed - EVERY DAY. It follows a cat's daily rhythm. After hunting (play) and eating (their kill) they will bathe themselves and go to sleep. My cats sleep when I sleep over night, and wake up when I wake up. Also provide kitty a great warm bed of their liking if it is not allowed in the human bed. Like · Reply ·
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    Font - Guy Roger Lariviere My girl is well behaved. Until we sit down to eat. Then begins the song of the "poor starving, abandoned cat" and in every room of the house objects "mysteriously" fall off tables, desks, and shelves. 4 Like · Reply Message 1d
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    Rectangle - Kimberly Dunlap Mine sleeps like a log all through the night. She snores, she drools, she crowds her momma so that momma wakes up contorted like a Picasso painting while she's stretched all the way out with no effs given. Like Reply Message 1d
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    Rectangle - Michelle Johnson Nicholson My 10 year old Siamese cat will sit by my head and meow to my alarm. 2 Like · Reply Message 2d
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    Mammal - Linda J Vars Dang, y'all, keep your cats out of the bedroom! They might sing the song of their people outside the door, but it's better than being tapped, pawed or bitten! A 18 Like Reply Message 2d
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    Rectangle - Kendra Kubin My Squeaky woke me up this morning by hitting me in the face with her paw. Why? She'd like to be petted, please. 1 Like · Reply Message 1d
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    Human body - Cameron LaGuardia Last night, my cats managed to break the handle off (newish) mug while still keeping the mug half full. my Like · Reply Message 2d
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    Font - Dan Browning My bengal was making a ruckus in the kitchen, he was still under a year, me and the wife go into the kitchen to find him hopped off the counter, with a butter knife being held in his mouth sideways, he for sure was coming to kill us 1 Like Reply Message 1d
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    Human body - Kira Loftin Mine recently decided that because I'm pregnant again she has to pee on everything the jealous little idiot.
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    Smile - Beth Rice Sounds to me like a lot of SMART cats who have figured out ways to get attention Like · Reply Message 1d

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Mariel is the resident cat lady, and she's very serious about that role. Her cat is always curled up on her lap during Zoom meetings, and yes, she will call attention to it and make sure everyone notices. Second only to cats, writing is her passion. It only makes sense that she writes content about animals for a living. She also likes nature, excessively large mugs of coffee, and lemony deserts.

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Mariel is the resident cat lady, and she's very serious about that role. Her cat is always curled up on her lap during Zoom meetings, and yes, she will call attention to it and make sure everyone notices. Second only to cats, writing is her passion. It only makes sense that she writes content about animals for a living. She also likes nature, excessively large mugs of coffee, and lemony deserts.