Redditors Describe The Dumbest Reason They've Ever Been Dumped

I'm not entirely sure if it would feel better to be dumped for a really good reason, like cheating, or for a super dumb reason, like eating a tuna salad. Either way, you're dumped. Knocked down from taken to single. It's never really going to be fun. But after some time you may be able to look back and think, "Lol I can't believe I was actually dumped for something so silly." It probably just meant y'all weren't meant to be.

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Reddit user u/ultim8umly asked people to share the dumbest reasons they've ever been broken up with. Of course, this is all subjective. Who knows, as ridiculous as some of these reasons appear, they may have just been absolute deal-breakers to their exes.

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Sometimes people are turned off by the fact that you will never die. It's kind of intimidating. Seems like she was uncomfortable with the idea of getting older and weaker while u/furiousdanny stays young and beautiful. Lol. I like how her words really stuck with him. Be careful what you say when dumping someone, it can be misleading.

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