Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 9, 2020)

You've heard of the worst men of all time, but have you heard of the worst roommates of all time? There are the super wholesome dream roommates, and then there are the psycho-beyond-repair roommates. As nerve-wracking as it is to have a crazy roommate, it definitely provides hilarious stories. The roommates of Twitter aren't letting these nutjobs off easily either. They're documenting their psycho vibes for the whole world to see. Naturally, we're so here for it. Check out the best tweets from this week below. 

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    Font - Allotafooks ... @allotafooks What's the most psycho thing you ever did to a roommate/neighbour? I lived with someone who "accidentally" poured bleach on my clothes. So, a friend "accidentally" ejaculated in her jar of body wash. 5:13 PM · Mar 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Whoa - you what now?! I'm not even sure whose side to be on in this situation. But ejaculating in somebody's wash sounds like a bit of an excessive reaction. I would move out before retaliating like that. But because I don't live there, I'm so here for the drama. Let the roommate wars begin! 

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    Font - abigail bridgerton @abinormal_ guys my roommate is so fucking loud in the morning for no reason she yells on the phone and had it on speaker slams shit like wtf. how do i tell her to stfu? should i just tell her?? who tf talks on speakerphone ?!!!! 7:47 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Does she not understand the concept of using your inside voice? Because that's something we're generally taught in kindergarten. But if she's already gonna be extra loud, it better be good content. I wanna hear all the dumb sh*t going on in her life. Details please! 

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    Font - abigail bridgerton @abinormal_ ... Replying to @dylanwarhol no like pettiness is the only thing that works with her. this is coming from our psycho doesn't care about covid doesn't wanna get vaccinated roommate. she has no reasoning. 7:47 AM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    She's also an anti-vaxxer? The plot thickens! 

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    Font - Luka O @1800SLUTSXNNIE like at 9 am i think i told my roommate l'm thinking of moving out why this hoe say "Okay when are we moving ?" I had to shut that down i said "no just me l'm moving out by myself" tell me why this hoe starts yelling at me i swear she psycho ( no r3d velv3t ) 8:41 PM · Mar 5, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Luka O ... @1800SLUTSXNNIE Replying to @nsfwmehr89 I know shes so fucking annoying about like she goes through my phone sometimes like we are dating I just see her as a friend/roommate but she wants more than that like if she continues this like im gonna call the cops on not lying she so creepy she also watches me sleep thats why
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    Font - Karina Malkassian ... @KMalkassian My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in my washer with my clothes and asked her what it was 10:21 PM · Mar 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Rain Surname ... @Rain_Surname #twinja, does anyone have a nanny cam they could lend me for 60 days until the psycho roommate who deliberately breaks my stuff & feeds my cats things that make them sick is gone? I've actually started keeping my toothbrush & towel in my room to make sure they don't get beshitted 3:23 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - dan ... @danielle_armey my psycho ex roommate went to court for not paying multiple months' rent after whoever moved in after me filed a case against her and tbh I am living for this 10:35 AM · Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - @namvjunie my roommate listening to my monkey-like hooting and hollering as i watch mob psycho 2 ep 7 from the next room over 7:35 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - schroeder ... @ashleyreese_ my roommates are listening to german opera i thought i was going crazy 9:17 AM - Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - ... @crazy4trying my roommate has the cops at our apartment every damn month i hate it here 8:10 PM · Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Victoria, 2D Simper @CrazyVictoria25 ... Lmfao just saw my freshman roommate (the one I moved out of our room) at the dog park and still not a fan of her omggggg also her ugly dog kept trying to mount mine like wtf leave us alone 8:08 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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