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If he says this to you, well, you have to smell the bullsh*t there. Haven't we established by now that the timing basically always sucks? We can't choose when we fall in love, so get over it, Chad.
Here's a rule that should make things clear for you. If he wants you, he'll make time for you.
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This one is really similar to the whole 'timing' thing, except it's coming off as even more temporary. First of all Tim, we are all going through sh*t all off the time. We get new jobs, move apartments, go through various traumas — Hate to break it to you, but you're not the busiest bee in the hive. And even with all you're going through, it seems like you have enough energy to f**k with my emotions.
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News flash Craig! Working on yourself is not a one-time deal. We should constantly be growing and bettering ourselves. Sure, you should develop a healthy relationship with yourself before becoming intimate with someone, but are you really doing that? I would love to know what kind of 'work' you plan to do… lipo?
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Peter, we're not friends. You only hit me up after 11 pm and you don't care about my career dreams. Friends don't block friends from viewing their stories or ask them what color underwear they're wearing, or make them sneak out early in the morning after a very 'unfriendly' sleepover.
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Okay I agree, cheating is the absolute worst, and it can really mess you up for some time. But the only thing that I hate more than cheating is taking one thing that happened to you and assuming that everyone will do it to you again. Obviously, everyone is different. I've been cheated on too, Alex, so how about we just don't cheat on each other?
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I don't even know what this means. Like, sure, you probably aren't, David, but let me decide that for myself. I'm going to go ahead and gather that what he really means is, "I lowkey think I'm hotter than you."
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OOF this one really grinds my gears. It's the assumption for me. Phil! YOU DON'T NEED MONEY TO DATE SOMEONE. Ever heard of a public park? A free day at a museum? Cooking a nice dinner? How materialistic do you think we are?
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If he says this, what he really means is he needs to focus more on his fantasy football league/his Twitter account/basically anything but you.
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When you hear this you might be thinking, "I didn't realize we were getting married." Because wtf? How is dating someone settling down? Is it because he can no longer strive to stick his little guy into every girl on your block? Sounds rough.
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If he says this to you, go into his cabinet and rip off every single food label. They're obviously triggering for him. This is the only way he can live his truth, he will thank you later.
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