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Tinder Queen Trolls Dude Into Thinking She’s a Beet Farmer By Only Responding With “The Office” Quotes

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    Her name is Dwight

    Text - Safari .o LTE 12:10 PM 94% Nate YOU MATCHED WITH NATE ON 1/12/17 You really like beets? yeр Jan 13, 2017, 1:02 AM Interesting My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants Jan 13, 2017, 8:51 AM That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Jan 13, 2017, 11:33 AM Yeah it's really fun! First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, '
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    If they use the word “gosh” tie a cinder block to your phone and throw it into the river.

    Text - Messageso. LTE 12:49 PM 84% Nate lot gosh Jan 13, 2017, 11:33 AM Yeah it's really fun! First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top.The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.I love t I love it** Jan 13, 2017, 12:08 PM That's cool Jan 13, 2017, 12:43 PM You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery. Sent I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electrici
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    If they respond to this message with "that's awesome," tie your phone to a rocket, point it towards Neptune, and fire.

    Text - ooo Verizon 11:50 PM Nate I love it* Jan 13, 2017, 12:08 PM That's cool Jan 13, 2017, 12:43 PM You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery. I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Jan 13, 2017, 8:07 PM I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Sent Thats awesome Se
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