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Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

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    Font - Mindy Mejia @MejiaWrites ... Replying to @Lhlodder My kids think the Tooth Fairy is allergic to dust and she can't come unless their rooms are super clean. 7:07 PM · Jun 24, 2020 · Twitter Web App

    this one seems particularly useful. Well, anything related to the unfairly is bullsh*t in general, so why not expand it a little more. Make it work in your favor. Every other parent is already lying to their kids about these mythical creatures, you're just choosing to expand it a little further. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

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    Font - THAT Toddler Mom @that_toddler Replying to @Lhlodder My toddler thinks that you have to line your tummy with good food first, so that you won't get sick from the junk food 8:34 PM · Jun 24, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

    Why does this one make me go 'awwww'? Like the thought of a kid sitting with junk food in front of them but then thinking they need to shove their face with a handful of celery beforehand is just so cute. Again, what's the harm in this? Honestly, I wish I believed this when I was younger.

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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer Oct 27, 2018 Convinced my toddler there's a game called "Put Daddy to Bed" where she pretends to put me to bed and I sleep. That's probably my proudest accomplishment as a parent. •.. 15 27 85 605
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    Font - Gavin Heath @geath81 Replying to @mrdanwalker My kids wouldn't eat Brussel sprouts however, they cleared the plates of baby cabbages 9:37 AM · Sep 25, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Lee Cooper ... @Leecooper74 Replying to @mrdanwalker Daddy cannot hear when it is dark. Call mummy if you wake up at night. Actually worked till my wife found out. 9:54 AM · Sep 25, 2017 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Stacy Leigh Hutchens @slhutchens ... "I'm the grown-up, and I know what I'm doing," is probably the biggest lie I tell my children. 11:29 PM · Aug 18, 2016 · Twitter Web Client
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    Font - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford Don't judge other parents for lying to their kids unless you plan on telling your own child their drawing of a "rocket" looks like a flaming space dildo. 3:58 AM · May 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - Not the Nanny @not_thena... · May 20, 2020 I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that's in my pocket. •.. Follow me for more parenting hacks. 70 27 374 1.8K
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    Product - @th... · Apr 11, 2019 Parents are allowed to be hypocrites. For example, I tell my kids it's wrong to lie AND that Baby Shark was destroyed in a fire at the internet factory The Dad ••• THE DAD 9 2I 73 492
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    Font - Jim Gaffigan Just convinced my 3-year-old daughter that hummus is princess food. #lying #parenting @. · Apr 7, 2013 •.. 110 27 518 709
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    Font - Rosanne Giza ... @thefluffa Replying to @mrdanwalker I told my boy that the store wouldn't sell me diapers anymore so he'd have to use the potty. 9:02 PM · Sep 25, 2017 · Twitter Web Client
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    Font - Lauren Mullen Dragging Feeties @DraggingFeeties Of all the lies I tell my kids, "I can see it from here" is my favorite. 2:00 PM · Mar 21, 2017 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Elizabeth Swee... · Dec 27, 2018 Lies I tell my children when traveling: the pilot checks to make sure each ••. passenger has used the bathroom before boarding. 8 27 10 305
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    Font - James Breakwell, Explod... O · Apr 17, 2014 3-year-old: Daddy, are you cool? •.. Мe: Yes. It turns out I don't feel bad about lying to children. 1 27 40 95
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    Font - Maryfairybober... · Nov 3, 2019 I convinced my kids that Daylight Savings means we go to bed early so we can save some daylight for the rest of the world. Sharing is caring y'all. 28 580 66 17

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