Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

Once you have kids your entire life changes and a lot of adjustments need to be made to keep up with it. You have to try to have healthy snacks around the house, you can't get blackout drunk every Tuesday, and you need to deal with your child's incessant curiosity. I promise you, it never ends.

Why this? But why that? But why why why?

It can drive you insane. Sometimes it makes your life just a whole lot easier to tell a little white lie. It might not make a whole lot of sense, but it gets the job done. If you run out of useful white-lies, feel free to take any of these that fellow parents shared on Twitter.

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via @MejiaWrites

this one seems particularly useful. Well, anything related to the unfairly is bullsh*t in general, so why not expand it a little more. Make it work in your favor. Every other parent is already lying to their kids about these mythical creatures, you're just choosing to expand it a little further. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
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via @that_toddler

Why does this one make me go 'awwww'? Like the thought of a kid sitting with junk food in front of them but then thinking they need to shove their face with a handful of celery beforehand is just so cute. Again, what's the harm in this? Honestly, I wish I believed this when I was younger.
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via @TheCatWhisprer
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via @geath81
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via @Leecooper74
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via @slhutchens
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via @thearibradford
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via @not_thenanny
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via @thedad
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via @JimGaffigan
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via @thefluffa
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via @DraggingFeeties
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via @ESweenyBlock
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via @XplodingUnicorn
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via @maryfairybobrry

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