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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 16, 2021)

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    Font - Rachel ... @femaleredhead i'm not winning unless everyone in the room wants to kiss me or kill me 4:48 AM Mar 11, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 88 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 628 Likes

    These are straight-up facts. As the wise Troy Bolton once sang, "gotta getcha head in the game!" Time to butt heads with literally everyone in the room - or possibly smash our faces together? Either one goes according to this tweet. 

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    Font - Kristen Arnett ... @Kristen_Arnett good morning to everyone but especially drunk kristen from last night who decided to leave out a bowl of chex party mix for sober kristen, but left behind only the pretzels 4:21 PM - Mar 13, 2021 - Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 273 Likes

    Drunk Kristen sounds like a major a**hole. If you're gonna leave Chex Mex out, why go through the effort of leaving nothing behind but the pretzels? It seriously sounds like Drunk Kristen has it out for Sober Kristen. 

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    Font - Ana Breton @missbreton ... You can tell my baby is a pandemic baby because her best friend is a lid 12:25 AM Mar 16, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 51 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,070 Likes
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    Font - Atsuko Okatsuka ... @AtsukoComedy with everything opening back up, I had a moment today where I was like oh sh*t I need to work on my personality 7:16 AM Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 529 Retweets 31 Quote Tweets 7,298 Likes
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    Font - abby govindan @abbygov I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes "first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that" 9:58 PM Mar 15, 2021 from Tucson, AZ Twitter for iPhone 1,253 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes
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    Font - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo I just bought new trash cans and now I don't want to use them, because they're clean and new. 7:10 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 468 Likes
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    Font - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl ... if u pried open my body you'd find 85% regret and 15% regret 4:04 AM - Mar 16, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 215 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,819 Likes
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    Font - Ki ... @Kitranada No reason why you shouldn't be in love with me within 2 days. 3 max 11:15 PM Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,939 Retweets 529 Quote Tweets 13.7K Likes
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    Font - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... my friend was looking at an apartment recently and a tenant came into the courtyard & said "DON'T move here. you WILL regret it." and my friend still applied for the apartment. i can't wait to write the screenplay 10:46 PM Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 451 Likes
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    Font - Pinot Evil ... @TheWinegasm Sex with my husband could've been an email. 10:07 AM · Mar 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ... @zziak22 getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something 11:41 PM Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 24.2K Retweets 1,119 Quote Tweets 224.4K Likes
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    Font - ... @Ohluwatoscene Losing your jewelry is a different kind of hurt 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.4K Retweets 5,636 Quote Tweets 301.8K Likes

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