Hyperbolic Trolling from the Legendary Ken M

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Eric Lund
Mar 28, 2021 8:00 PM EDT

For those not in the know, before all this nonsense, there was a legendary user named Ken M. He kicked around Yahoo News, Facebook, and various other comments sections extolling the virtues of extremely confident hypocrisy and delectably creative nonsense. Without Ken M, the internet wouldn't be quite the same.

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    Product - Lost Leonardo da Vinci masterpiece thought to be found behind Florence fresco By Dylan Stableford | The Sideshow – 1 hr 7 mins ago E Recommend <12 Tweet < 52 Email Ken M • 22 hrs ago | Remove 1 p 21 da Vinci was the first painter to break away from realism and embrace nonrepresentational abstract 'art,' the kind that any 3 year old with a bucket of paint could reproduce. Are we better off? Mike • Chattanooga, Tennessee • 21 hrs ago | Report Abuse 7 DaVinci broke from realism and embrac
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    Food - A Tastier – and Prettier! – Alternative to Baked Potatoes By Good Housekeeping | Shine Food – 4 hours ago For seriously satisfying spuds, try these vitamin-rich reds. Ken M • 1 hour 41 minutes ago | Remove also you get more vitamin if you eat the shell Big Voice • 1 hour 38 minutes ago | Report Abuse It's called the skin . potatoes have skins. Ken M 1 hour 17 minutes ago | Remove technicaly a shell cause potatos are in the peanut family Matt • 51 minutes ago | Report Abuse 오 No Ken you ne
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    Product - Top bacon varieties Woman's Day LIVE WELL EVERY DAY By Yasmin Sabir | Woman's Day – Mon, Sep 17, 2012 1:13 PM EDT Thick Siced Dry Rubbed A r n Center Cut BACON Turkey Bacon Godstinlls C Co SN FAT FREE Ken M. 26 minutes ago Remove we make our OWN bacon and it is healthier with tastier flavor 1 Joe • 21 minutes ago Report Abuse ? Ken M • 14 minutes ago | Remove my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin
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    Outerwear - Mother shaves numbers on heads of identical quadruplets (VIDEO) By Eric Pfeiffer, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – 4 hrs ago 拍客 Ken M • 1 hr 46 mins ago | Remove most identical twins are able to communicate via spoken telepathy - watch your back around these little mischief makers! :) William S • 1 hr 37 mins ago | Report Abuse 1 spoken telepathy? Isn't that "talking" Ken M • 1 hr 20 mins ago | Remove that's an easy mistake to make because talking is the identical twin of spoken telepath
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    Font - Wife's Devotion To Husband Stops At The Church Door By Abigail Van Buren 15 hours ago DEAR ABBY: About a year ago, my husband, "Scott," started attending church, but I'm an atheist and feel like a fraud sitting in the pew. ollegelHumor Ken M 2 days ago I'm an atheist but my wife is a practicing agnostic and I have no problems attending church with her cate 2 days ago Congrats. Not all hearts beat the same way, however. What works for you won't necessarily work for everyone. David 2 days a
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    Azure - Peak Everything -- Why Everything Costs More Bloomberg By Tom Randall and Eric Roston | Bloomberg - 7 minutes ago Recommend 130 in Share 3 Tweet <28 Email Print Ken M • 33 minutes ago | Remove when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents Drift95 • 20 minutes ago | Report Abuse When you "was a kid" did they have spelling tests? If so, I am going to take a wild guess and say you failed. Ken M • 1 minute 31 seconds ago Remove i remember sav
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    Product - Sausage, Egg & Cheese D Jimmy Dean Jimmy Dean Sausage 256,997 likes · 391 talking about this Ken M > Jimmy Dean Sausage July 9 at 1:28pm - e i was suppose to get a free sample of your sausage product but they ran out Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken - Thanks for getting in touch. Can you please send us a direct message (located under our cover photo) with your contact information so we can help? Like · Reply 41. July 9 at 4:55pm Ken M thank you please send the sausage to 3250 Beulah Rd Pensac
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    Forehead - From janitor to teacher to principal, all at the same school By Mike Krumboltz, Yahoo News February 11, 2014 3:17 PM Principal Gabe Sonnier says, "It's not how you start, it's how you finish." Ken M 5 days ago our son's story is nearly identical but you don't see him bragging about it in the newspapers Oily Tats 5 days ago that is because he has envious pigs for parents. Ken M 5 days ago our blessed son started off as principal but now he is one of the best janitors in the school
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    Trousers - Rare Billy the Kid photograph sold for $2.3 million REUTERS Bv Keith Coffman | Reuters – Sun, Jun 26, 2011 Comment from Ken M Ken M 54 minutes ago Billy the Kid remains one of the most vilified and misunderstood women in american history. • Collapse Replies PattyA about an hour ago Report Abuse woman? are you stoned? Elquesogrande about an hour ago | Report Abuse I think you meant Billy Jean King. Ken M 40 minutes ago that's the kind of nasty jeering that turned this homely woman to v
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    Font - Irate Husband Makes A Scene When Wife Breastfeeds Baby By Abigail Van Buren 11 hours ago Dear Abby t Y + DEAR ABBY: I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl three months ago. I had breastfed my 15-year- old, so it was natural for me to do the same with my new daughter. Ken M 1 day ago K K someone tell this woman that breastfeeding a 15 year old is a recipe for unhealthy attachment between mother and child Elizabeth 1 day ago E Someone tell Ken M that instead of being an unhealthy sicko, he s
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    Product - Fossils of 4.4-Million-Year-Old Horse Found By by Megan Gannon, News Editor LIVE SCIENCE December 15, 2013 11:14 AM eters Scientists poking around Ethiopia's fossil-rich badlands say they have discovered the first pieces of an extinct species of horse that was about the size of a small zebra. A juvenile jaw bone from the ancient horse Ken M • 1 day 3 hours ago | Remove 1 4 something tells me this mighty giant would make modern horses look like bugs :) USvet • 1 day 3 hours ago Report A
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    Food - Top Shots of the Week: October 14, 2013 Getty Images October 16, 2013 12:.00 PM lMartano Dalapi jga TRADELLA TAIA Ken M 3 days ago | Remove most restaurants have giant servings of spaghetti that only consist of a few noodles and that is how they rip off their customers Monty • 3 days ago | Report Abuse So they rip off their customers with more meat than noodles? Ken M • 3 days ago | Remove no they make extra long spaghetti so they can fill a giant plate with only 2 or 3 noodles
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    Plant - Doing these 9 uncomfortable things will pay off forever BUSINESS By Rachel Gillett INSIDER July 29, 2015 4:21 PM Already run one mile a day? Why not try seven? Ken M 3 months ago K Decent article but as a certified life coach I would add a 10th item to this list. George D. 3 months ago 6 0 G Which is? Ken M 3 months ago K A life coach is a person who helps others achieve their personal and professional goals. George D. 3 months ago G Is that the 10th item? Ken M 3 months ago K No but I w
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    Food - 8 Alarmingly Unhealthy Snacks for Kids Ken M • 1 day 2 hours ago | Remove grandson used to eat Snausages until we found out they were loaded with corn syrup and sodium, ALWAYS check the back label Donna • Miami, Florida • 1 day 1 hour ago | Report Abuse I thought Snausages were dog treats. 16 Hawk • Reading, Pennsylvania • 1 day 1 hour ago | Report Abuse 12 Snausages ARE dog treats!
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    Chin - Maine candidate for governor announces he's gay AP By DAVID SHARP 16 hours ago Y Xf t- "I ran for office 17 times and it's never been an issue. However, someone or some group definitely tried to make it an issue in this campaign, and I decided to put it right out there on the table," he told the AP. Ken M- 1 day 18 hrs ago | Remove today's Christians seem to ignore evidence that God Himself is gay Jonathan - 1 day 18 hrs ago | Report Abuse And that evidence wouid be what, Ken? Ken M 1 day
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    Product - Realist artist Ivan Hoo Ivan Hoo/Caters News These amazing hyper realistic drawings are so life- like they could pass for photographs. Ken M 3 days ago a bold portrait that humanizes a rare medical condition Joe 3 days ago What condition do you observe? Ken M 3 days ago the child seems to suffer from gigantism
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    Rotifer - Amazing Images Reveal Microscopic Worlds LIVE SCIENCE By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com - Tue, Aug 16, 2011 f Recommend 467 Tweet 15 in Share 6 M Email 을 Print 4 e 2 Ken M Funny how articles like this always neglect to mention our friend the jellyfish. Since jellyfish consist of one big cell, they are technically the largest microscopic creatures on the planet. Steve Firstly if you can see it with the naked eye it is not microscopic. Secondly jellyfish are multicelled creatures. Yo
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    Light - Why the Higgs Boson May Seal Fate of the Universe By Clara Moskowitz, LiveScience Senior Writer | LiveScience.com – 4 hrs ago "It may be the universe we live in is inherently unstable, and billions of years from now it's all going to get wiped out," Ken M• 59 mins ago | Remove o e 9 3 you better hope you lived a godly life when the universe pops - 6 Replies Pleasegodnomore• 53 mins ago | Report Abuse You'll be worm food long before that. Ken M• 47 mins ago Remove then at least i'll be in
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    Nose - Surprising Religious Facts About U.S. Presidents You Probably Didn't Know Posted: 02/16/2014 9:24 pm EST | Updated: 02/17/2014 11:59 am EST Wkimedia Commons ollegettumor CONVERSATION STARTER Ken M *4 11 Fans another fact is george wash. was the 1st to get born on president day 17 FEB 9:41 AM 5 REPLY * FAVE < SHARE MORE George McPheron (bopdaddy) SUPER USER - 215 Fans V OMG I hope you are kidding 17 FEB 9:58 AM * REPLY * FAVE < SHARE *. MORE
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    Azure - Arizona Bill Would Let More Employers Nix Contraceptive Coverage abc NEWS By SUSANNA KIM | ABC News - 23 hrs ago Email f Recommend <21 in Share +1o Tweet <1 Print A state bill in Arizona would expand the right to deny contraception health coverage for all employers who carry religious beliefs. Ken M• 17 hrs ago | Remove 2 a 1 american companies should be free to practice there religion too Primewonk • 17 hrs ago Report Abuse Companies don't have religious beliefs. People do. Ken M• 17 hr
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    Azure - Not so Fast: The Truth About Juice Cleanses By Katie Couric | Katie's Take - 13 hrs ago ollegellumor Recommend 199 |Share 1 Email Tweet 24 Print The average cleanse contains about 800-1200 calories per day and may not provide enough energy for active people. Ken M - 8 hrs ago | Remove actualy most juices would make evrything sticky cause of the sugar but you can use a organic soap and it wont hurt the envirnment Kirkwood · 8 hrs ago | Report Abuse You drink the juice not wash with it. Ke
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    Terrestrial plant - Endangered Plants Not 'Living Fossils' After All LIVE SCIENCE By Charles Q | LiveScience.com - 6 hrs ago Ken M 6 hours ago | Remove my wife just made an excellent point: It'd be nice if nature and evolution put there heads together and came up with a new kind of food for us, humans have been eating the same basic foods for millions of years Para Z Chicago 6 hours ago | Report Abuse I think modern humans have been around for quite a bit less. Try "thousands of 1 years" Ken M 6
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    Product - 7 Grammar Mistakes You're Probably Making Posted: 12/18/2013 9:56 am CONVERSATION STARTER Ken M *1 11 Fans Good article. As a retired English teacher I would add that folks also have trouble knowing when to use "versus" verses "verses" 58 MINUTES AGO 5 REPLY * FAVE MORE IN REPLY TO Ken_M Leighsa H. (Leighsa_Henderson) SUPER USER - 56 Fans V- Socialist and level-headed.. My big one I keep seeing at the moment is 'past and 'passed' being used as if they are interchangeable. Grr. 44 MINUT
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    Product - German Grandmother Lives Money-free and Has Never Been Happier By Sarah B. Weir, Yahoo! blogger | Financially Fit f Recommend < 6k y Tweet <1,049 In 1996, Schwermer, a former schoolteacher and psychotherapist, decided to try to live without money for a year as an experiment. Ken M• 6 days ago | Remove all it takes is a little courage. 2 years ago I said enough's enough and I walked out on my job and my mortgage. The wife and I moved into our son's house to cut costs and now my son's le
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    Product - Flower - Crowds flock to Virgin 'miracle' tree in New Jersey AFP By Sebastian Smith | AFP – 15 hrs ago 39 mins ago | Remove o e a 1 Ken M . Notice that the scientists are at a sudden loss of words over this? :) Shaun • 28 mins ago | Report Abuse Loss of words? Scientist are working on real issues not missing bark from tree. Ken M • 19 mins ago Remove O e e 2 They'll probably claim that it's the image of a secular figure like Darwin
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    Chin - Gerber O Sign Up Baby Goods/Kids Goods Timeline About MyGerber Sign Up Now House Rules More It Liked Message ... Ken M > Gerber January 24 at 11:52am * what happen to the 5 pound bags of dry baby food Like Comment Share Gerber O Hi Ken, please call us and we will try to help. We're here for you 24x7, at 1-800-255-2164. Thanks. Like · Reply · January 25 at 10:46am Ken M thank you please bring back the cheap baby kibble that folks could buy at the pet store Like · Reply Just now
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    Product - Product - Taco Bell Employee Licks Taco Shells in Photo Licks Taco Shells in Photo By Cindy Emch | Yahoo! Screen Blog – Mon, Jun 3, 2013 7:31 PM EDT f Share Tweet 151 g +1 Email 4609 35 Pinit 2 days 15 hours ago | Remove Ken M a vulgar image that only reveals how desperate yahoo has become Ashley • 2 days 6 hours ago | Report Abuse Arrrrrgh ken m you are so stupide its taco bellz fault not yahoo leave them alone! Ken M • 22 hours ago | Remove yahoo has abandoned traditional journalism
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    Rectangle - Man's last wish to give big tips inspires big donations By Mike Krumboltz | The Sideshow - 2 hrs 29 mins ago f Recommend 378 y Tweet 25 in Share g +1 8 M Email A Print Ken M• 4 hrs ago Remove grandson volunteers at wheels on wheels, how do you help others Andy • 3 hrs ago | Report Abuse You don't get points for your grandson's charity. What are you doing? Cynic • 3 hrs ago | Report Abuse I think he meant "Meals on wheels". It's a darn good cause. Emily • 3 hrs ago Report Abuse 3 e 1
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    Nose - Jennifer Aniston's Weird Airplane Habits & Other Celeb Travel Quirks Nay She's Funny Tha Way LIC PA LIONSGATE PREMIERE K Ken M 1 hour ago K Not all celebrities are eccentric divas. My wife and I were lucky enough to meet Kit Duncan at the Dulles airport and he was gracious and down to Earth. Shanty 1 hour ago Who? 2 Ken M 1 hour ago K the great Kit Duncan 2 TheSportsGuy 43 minutes ago Who the Hell is Kit Duncan??? Ken M 14 minutes ago K he was the assistant dolly grip for Jaws 3
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    Rectangle - NASA's James Webb Space Telescope Survives Funding Battle TIME By MICHAEL D. LEMONICK | Time.com - 6 hrs ago Recommend <15 Tweet <3 in Share 2 Email Print Ken M• 1 hr 48 mins ago Remove good point from my wife, why dont they put a giant spot light inside the telescopes so they can see whats inside the black holes (then again nasa isnt known for there common sense) Sal • 1 hr 41 mins ago | Report Abuse And neither is your wife apparently. Baby Boomer • 1 hr 3 mins ago | Report Abuse 2
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    Product - Florida City Named 'Pirate Capital' of Music World Follow @cnbc on Twitter By Holly Ellyatt | CNBC – Mon, Oct 8, 2012 7:50 AM EDT ollegelHumor Email Recommend 1.5k Tweet 121 in Share 4 g +1 7 Print Ken M• 1 day 17 hours ago Remove its cause the internet is too big to regulate, if the govt put all the internet on one big website they could keep a better watch on it Thegreatbranch • 1 day 17 hours ago | Report Abuse but if the government isn't in charge of the internet. they tried and fa
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    Product - Who Makes It Into the Middle Class The New York Times By ANNIE LOWREY | New York Times – Fri, Sep 21, 2012 6:00 AM EDT Email A Recommend 357 in Share 3 g+1 5 Tweet 28 Print Ken M• 1 hour 13 minutes ago | Remove they should lower the income requirements for middle class, it would pull people out of poverty
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    Azure - Earliest Mammals May Have Been Egg-Layers After All LIVE SCIENCE By Charles Choi, LiveScience Contributor | LiveScience.com - Thu, Aug 16, 2012 f Recommend in Share g +1 18 Tweet 9 Email Print Ken M • 6 hrs ago 1 1 just like dofins and platterpus • Collapse Replies March • 6 hrs ago | Report Abuse Dolphins don't lay eggs, they have babies Ken M • 6 hrs ago well they have pods, thats similar to eggs March • 6 hrs ago | Report Abuse 1 A pod is a GROUP of dolphins 3.
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