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Trouble-Making Kitties Spreading Chaos

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    “Oh. Were your towels clean?”

    Vehicle - DEE
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  • 2

    “Trying to slap my phone out of my hand because I had to use the bathroom before I fed him.”

    Cat
  • 3

    “She stole my bacon and then didn’t eat it...”

    Cat
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    Cat - Order expensive cat bed. Wait 5 weeks for overseas shipping. Watch the cat ignore it for 6 months. Finally throw it, defeated, on top of the wardrobe. >
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  • 5

    “Hmmm, I wonder if she’s still sleeping...”

    Forehead
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    “Her new favorite nap spot. We can’t close the door when we’re on the toilet.”

    Cat
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    Font - For my cat's birthday, I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens, & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor. >
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  • 8

    “Should I drink store-bought spring water from my bowl? Nope!”

    Plumbing fixture
  • 9

    “2 minutes after turning on the iron...”

    Cat - caloR PRO EXPRESS turbe ANTI-CALC
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    “He has been officially diagnosed as a rascal after I paid over $200 to try to find out if there was something wrong with him.”

    Cat
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    Font - I started letting my cat walk around the house entrance. I thought the neighbors wouldn't like it, but it turned out that all of them have cats. So, everyone does this now. We now know whose cat belongs to who. If they want to go home, we knock on the owner's door. >
  • 12

    “Look what magically fell from the cupboard, ma!”

    Brown - Quips comoA

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    "I'm pretty convinced that I have the world's clingiest cat. He loves to be picked up, kissed, held, and above all he loves taking naps on my lap. This is what happens when I tell him he can't sit on my lap while I'm trying to work."

    Computer
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  • 14

    "One enjoys putting his butt on soft things. The other is a soft thing."

    Cat
  • 15

    “I bought my bunny a new house and the cat immediately took over.”

    Cat - OXBOW Essentials ADULT EBIT FOOD
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    Font - If my cat could understand what I say to him, he'd probably think I was stupid. Sometimes, I just say something like, "You're a small cat." OrI ask him 100 times a day where he came from. >
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    Font - Don't get a cat if you can't stay calm about every single thing it chews on. >
  • 18

    “Within 5 minutes of setting our pizza on the table...”

    Cat - ASHARE YOUR REWARD GN ON INSTAGRAM WITH EDOMINOSPIZZAPICS tee i ORDER DOMINOS.COM. NBAR Trait Camera 00
  • 19

    “Wash your hands elsewhere...”

    Tap - Dia
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    "Ted may be blind but he can destroy the toilet paper just as well as any sighted cat."

    Cat

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