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Funniest Tweets About Bachelorette Parties

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    Font - Erin Creedon @air_bear29 Came home from a bachelorette party on Sunday and I still don't have a voice. My mom today: “I really don't get it, were you screaming all weekend?" Me: "Well the DJ played Dancing Queen and Man I Feel Like A Woman back to back, what do you think?" 12:23 AM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Don't you just love when the DJ is playing your favorite bops? I don't even know if I would come home from the party at all. I would probably have fallen in love with the DJ, and gotten hitched with him that very weekend. Nothing like good music to get me in the mood. 

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    Font - clayre @redditsgirlfrnd My bachelorette party will take place in rural West Virginia I wanna party with the townies | 5:38 AM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    This is a surprisingly creative bachelorette party idea. The city is cool and all, but it's the townies that know how to go the hardest. Because there's nothing else to do in rural areas but drink, and the essence of bachelorette parties is drinking. Or strippers. Either one. 

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    Rectangle - Cheryl @lyrehcsall ... Am I allowed to have a bachelorette party 3 years after I get married? 11:29 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Halebird Grigler ... @SteezyGreegz If I am ever requesting custom shirts for a bachelorette party you have my permission to take me out back and shoot me 6:22 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - carmen alexa ... hUh. @lazonacizzej I really want a beer olympics style bachelorette party. 12:16 AM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @ugly_redhead Yesterday I accidentally showed up to a bachelorette party wearing white and I will never recover 8:32 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Amanda ... @curryspiice You're celebrating your baby taking their first steps, I'm celebrating not being violently hungover at a bachelorette party, we are not the same 3:27 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Danica Lopez ... @LiveDanica My phone autocorrected "bachelorette party" to "bachelorette pastry" and honestly I wish people just sent me hella pastries for mine. Croissants > insane weekend-long hangover. 9:40 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Human body - val @greedyworldval If I don't marry this girl l'll be the stripper at her bachelorette party 6:46 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ex bio jesus @xyzaddy TM I just wanna be as happy and blissfully unaware as yt women in Nashville for a bachelorette party 1:14 AM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - emma is doing her best @emmaagrace12 ... christian moms on facebook mad at the wap performance at the grammys but then watch magic mike and lick penis lollipops at their daughters bachelorette party. 4:12 AM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - maggi @jortneykardash ... nothing will remind you that you're going to hell like shopping for a bachelorette party 7:34 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Thee Dynamo @Dee_Dynamo I feel like being invited to one friends bachelor party AND ALSO another friends bachelorette party is a peak level of Bisexual Energy that I've reached. 11:17 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - sav ... @sjloweee_ why does every girl go to nashville for a bachelorette party am i missing something 4:17 AM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - tenaya m. @nayyya_ how the fuck do you plan a bachelorette party when the bride only likes you and her mom 6:30 AM · Mar 21, 2021 from Bakersfield, CA · Twitter for iPhone

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