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Relatable Tweets About People's Most Toxic Traits

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    Rectangle - ken ... @analangelken my toxic trait is that money means literally nothing to me when i'm drunk 9:44 PM · Mar 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Alcohol is literally magic juice that makes us believe anything is possible. If I'm drunk, I'm also a millionaire, and therefore can afford all the drunchies in sight. I don't make the rules. That's just how it is. 

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    Font - 21 ... @1hakz_ my toxic trait: im loyal during the talking stage 5:03 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    That's your first mistake, my guy. In this day and era, assume that she's talking to other people until you make it official. It's a dog eat dog world out there. No one owes you anything, not even love. 

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    Font - JO EL @fatlukaku ... My toxic trait; I reply to people in my head and forget to text back 7:18 AM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - hailee brewer ... @haileebrewer1 My toxic trait is getting mad at the drivers around me actually going the speed limit 11:43 PM · Mar 24, 2021 from Texas, USA · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Héloïse Stevance - (she) @Sydonahi My toxic trait is putting off an easy and trivial 15 minute task for 3 weeks to the point where it builds such great anxiety inertia that it becomes nearly impossible for me to even start, let alone complete, said task. 10:02 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - nellie @nelli_xcx my toxic trait is that every wednesday i think it is thursday 11:22 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - space daughter @jamiemarkk ... my toxic trait is introducing myself to people and them saying we've met multiple times 10:06 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Hand - Sarah McCafferty @SarahhMcCaff ... my toxic trait is that i buy these for the right reasons and then end up eating them like they're tic tacs GOES TO WORK IN SECONDSI TUMS CACAM CARBONATE ANTACID Chewy Bites Assorted Berries 32 CHEWABLE TABLETS EXTRA N50 105589XB
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    Font - Women Who Love Wine @wwlwine My toxic trait is acting sober when l'm actually blacked out 12:31 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - * Aleise Murphy ★ @AleiseMurphy ... My toxic trait is adding everything I see that is cute to my cart & then somehow typing my debit card info ???? 5:47 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Tere ... @teresaajperezz My toxic trait is starting to get ready whenever I get the "On my way" text 12:30 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - blondiesdaughter @suescallan ... So according to my research my toxic trait is that I love myself the most. 1:21 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Niggita @ultrakj Holding my pee when there is nothing stopping me from getting up and going to the bathroom is my toxic trait 12:11 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Larissa Garza ... @larissagarza28 My toxic trait is going to the gym and not being able to stop thinking about the flaming hots in my pantry 10:54 PM · Mar 24, 2021 from San Antonio, TX · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - AnatLeon ... @AnatLeon My toxic trait is volunteering myself for things when the silence in the room becomes too unbearable. Now I'm a vice chair, and I have no clue what l'm doing. 11:46 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.