Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

There is... something about dachshunds that is different than other dogs... Even though they're so little, they are just... so dang intimidating. We can't help it, when we walk past them on the streets, we always have to take a moment and move away - can't risk the wrath of a dachshund.

But, unfortunately for this tumblr user, it's family must have wronged a dachshund at some point in their lives, because now they are cursed. The father has been bitten and left scarred, the girl is being followed by a dachshund in school. This curse is real, and it is terrifying. ...It's also kind of hilarious though.

Posted by Marielru

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The funny thing is that this looks like a miniature dachshund too, possibly an itty bitty baby dachshund. And yet, for this unfortunate person, this was not only shocking but probably kind of scary too. Cursed and haunted by an itty bitty baby puppy. It followed her all the way to class.

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Okay, yeah, this is definitely a curse. There's nothing you can do about it either. You must accept that, for the rest of your life, you will be haunted by a tiny loud puppy. Actually, the one thing that you can do is just turn around and adopt it. We think that would be a pretty dope and wholesome solution to your problem.

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