Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

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    Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond
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    Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack
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    Font - badbatchofbathsalts Follow Just defeat the dachshund's face attack by standing up unpretty Follow he did, which is how he ended up with a dachshund hanging from his lower lip
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    Font - confused-by-default do you call these DACHSHUND???? *confused german speaker noises* unpretty Follow yes! badger hound! the breed originated to flush burrowing animals out of their homes for hunting purposes-they're sausage-shaped to fit into holes and absolutely merciless to hold their own against badgers
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    Cat - badbatchofbathsalts Follow Then this would be me, with a dachshund on my lip that feels a lot more like egg on my face.
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    Rectangle - berenswick Follow a family curse bitOmess Follow "I have scarred your father, and I have returned to finish the job."
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    Font - postilionstruckbylightning Follow "Let us see if you fare better than your father, child."
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    Font - plexflexico Follow What you don't realize is that this dachshund is volunteering in the community to try to atone for this sins of his Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-etc. Grandpupper, who was ostracized by the community after what they refer to as "The Incident With That Nice Man and His Face"
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    Sky - treeffs Follow Dangerous boys, I too have a scar on my face from dachshund attack...
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    Font - rachyroooo Follow How the hell did a dachshund attack his face? They're like half a foot tall! mlgspacememe Follow Dachshunds can jump crazy high, especially for having such tiny legs 200,459 notes

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