Dumb Things People Witnessed That Leave Little Hope For Humanity

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Eric Lund
Nov 21, 2021 5:00 PM EST

There are some real dumb idiots out there. We all like to think that just cause we have cars and planes and indoor plumbing that the standards for your average person's grasp on reality is vastly better than say, a dirt-farming medieval peasant. But then you talk to someone for 5 minutes and realize that they don't believe in air. What's worse is the dumb things people say with mystifying confidence.

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    Font - FalseAlarmEveryone 10 months ago Top Comment - 5/15/2020 Award & 12 More "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." -Yosemite Park Ranger on why it's hard to design a bear-proof garbage can.
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    Smile - Bclay85 10 months ago 9 I worked at a bank. Mobile depositing had just became a "thing". We received a picture of someones cash for deposit. Yea..
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    Font - foolhardyass 10 months ago The fact Florida had to tell people NOT to shoot at the hurricane. 26.7k Share [deleted] 10 months ago R S 2 Even better, the fact that NOAA even has to have a section on their site explaining why using nuclear weapons against hurricanes is far worse than the worst idea you can possibly imagine.
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    Font - Daniella42157 10 months ago One of my nieces had a cold as a toddler and was breathing through her mouth. My ex BIL flipped out because he didn't want her to get carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing through her mouth instead of her nose (the "normal" way...
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    Rectangle - estrogyn 10 months ago I teach 6th grade. One time a parent came to me after trying to help their child with math homework and asked, "What number is x worth? It feels like it changes with every problem!"
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    Font - 40yearoldnoob 10 months ago On 9/11 the General Manager called his daughter who was attending ASU to wake her up and make sure she saw what was going on. The customer service MANAGER said.. "It won't be on her TV yet, Arizona is 2 hours behind us"..
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    Font - krabbiepatties795 10 months ago I worked at Little Caesars and we were proofing the dough for pizza. My boss said (at 7pm) that the dough needed to rise for 12 hours, and took out her calculator to do the math. So I said ummm that's gonna be 7am. Then she said the dough will expire in 48 hours and started doing the math again. I told her it would expire two days from now, and she said "that's kinda weird how that works out huh?" I quit shortly after that.
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    Font - Bread_Head__ 10 months ago Was sitting next to a girl who was notoriously dumb at our school. Thought people were being too hard on her until she straight up asked Google "Who invented water?"
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    Font - Nymbleminx 10 months ago At the DMV. I went to renew my license. I was waiting in a room with the computers that people use to take the written portion. The clerk sat a man down looked him in the eyes and said "if you pull your phone out it's an automatic fail." The window licker says "aight" while pulling out his phone and immediately failing.
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    Font - TannedCroissant 10 months ago Just scroll down a webpage or Facebook feed and have a look at the ads. Things like "only 2% can solve this puzzle" si 't like that. Those ads get posted so much because they actually work on a lot of реople.
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    Font - Toadie9622 10 months ago · edited 10 months ago I'm an insurance claims adjuster. If you truly knew how many stupid drivers you're sharing the road with, you'd never drive again.
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    Organism - HermanManly 10 months ago A girl in one of my college classes argued that heart transplants shouldn't be allowed because "that's where the feelings are" and the person receiving the heart wouldn't be the same person anymore.
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    Human body - Rudeirishit 10 months ago Old boss had a morning routine of walking around the office with a bucket. He was watering all of the plastic flowers.
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    Font - Complete_Resident 10 months ago When my mum unironically claimed that the moon landing was fake because the moon was like 40 time the size of Earth. How that proves it was fake i dont know. Hate to think she raised me lol
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    Font - mrblacklabel71 10 months ago I used to work in travel and the amount of people that did not understand the following was staggering: - You cannot take a 3-7 round trip night cruise from Miami to Australia (and no, your friend did not just book this) - No, there are in fact no ocean bound cruises leaving from Arizona - You cannot take a cruise from Miami to Hawaii and back in 7-10 days -No, the airport is closed due to hurricane/flood/ice and you cannot demand a flight on a different carri
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    Font - - Yes, it is a shorter flight for your friends from East Coast US to the Caribbean than you in Europe and no, nobody can change that - Yes, I will need your DD 214 to confirm a military rate, no your word you "were in a covert unit" will not suffice and no, I am not disrespecting the military because I cannot simply take your word for it -Yes, if a passport/Visa/Travel Vaccinations are needed for you to travel you will need it and no a manager cannot override this as it is a government re
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    Font - halfblindhippie 10 months ago · edited 8 months ago I do aquatic habitat restoration in a spring-fed river that people frequently tube/float on: Myself and numerous others have been asked if it comes back around so they can get out...
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