Cats Make You Immune To Hauntings (Tumblr Thread)

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AmyBrown
Mar 31, 2021 10:00 AM EDT

If you're ever home alone at night and happen to hear a sound, you'd get a bit nervous, wouldn't you? We know we would! The second we're alone, any sound could be dangerous and your senses are more anxious and alert. However, if you're home alone at night, and happen to have a cat, things aren't as scary. Why? Any noise you might be hearing is probably your cat. And if it isn't and your cat doesn't seem to be too worried or staring off into nothing, then maybe everything is alright. 

That's what we like to tell ourselves, anyway. 

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    Rectangle - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I've hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I've been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours.
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    Font - A few weeks of living with a cat and my brain's been reprogrammed. last night at 4am the furry little shitmuppet broke a vase & I only woke up long enough to call her a rat bastard & roll over back to sleep
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    YUP. This right here is another reason I love having a cat, it really calms your anxiety and you won't overthink each and every sound as much as you normally would. What was that sound? Probably just the cat. Did you hear that? Again, probably just the cat. It's quite liberating! 

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    Hair - phinarei Oh shit. This totally made me realize that it must have been my cat that killed my fear of the dark. I used to be intensely scared of walking into dark spaces. Hated any area where I had to turn a light off before I could turn another one on.
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    Font - Enter my mostly black demon who likes to jump out of dark spaces at me. Now I can just walk through dark rooms with no anxiety. I'm now used to the darkness taking physical form and jumping at me. At this point if a monster did jump out of the darkness l'd instinctively reach for the cat treats to offer it.
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    Water - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses holy crap what other fears do cats make you immune to? I'm no longer scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of demons with sharp claws & glowing eyes, i'm scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of one specific small furry demon with sharp claws & glowing eyes
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    Font - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #fuck off beelzebub my cat has dibs Source biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
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    Font - saawek Funny story with cat and ghosts. One day I was sick, a bit of fever stomach ache, nothing major. I was sleeping on the sofa in the living room, my cat on my stomach sleeping too and purring. Then she suddenly got up and started hissing, spiting and all her fur became CRAZY big, and all while observing a very specific point in the middle of the living room. After a short time she calmed down to a low growl but came back near me. 1h later my Dad comes back from groceries, panicked an
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    Sky - B BicycleRepairWoman · 21h ago via Android That's probably why witches have cats. They're actually afraid to go into the dark forest, but when the cats with them, they're ok. + 715 O| + 13 replies
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    Sky - M Meerkatjones • 20h ago via Android My furry little bro alternates between thinking he's the Viet Cong, and thinking he's my guardian shepherd. Cat logic is bizarre. + 398 3| + 7 replies
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    Sky - PresidentClef · 21h ago via Web Pharaohs knew whats up. 1 145 O | + 1 reply
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    Sky - ArtSparkle · 19h ago via Android Have one shitmuppet under the bed and one in the living room loudly crunching kibble. No ghosts only love and goofieness + 102 O
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