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    Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 minutes early every day to give her more happy time. -u/FatCat45

    This one is for all the people who truly believe that cats are not affectionate. Look at this cat. Look at the love in its little face. If you have never felt a cat's love, never petted a cat and had it headbutt your hand, never heard the soft purring of a cat right next to your ear, then you have no idea what you're missing. 

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    Font - 2angryspacepugs underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's a coincidence they're in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing" 290,756 notes 11

    Okay, maybe this is why people think cats are not affectionate. They are just too cool to show affection normally, that's all. You gotta learn to read between the lines, man. You gotta understand that getting a kitty bootie in your face is not an insult, it is the biggest compliment that there is. It means trust, not just farts. 

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    Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure
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    Cat - catpda how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could. now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make m
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    Cat - doomsniffer: mikkeneko: tilthat: TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used 'we' instead of 'I' throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author. via http://ift.tt/2pvbu4c This is the cat, by the way: I trust him Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the author's university an
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    Wood - "I would love to help you, but I mean, you did eat out of my bowl. Without that food, I don't know if I have the strength to pull you up." @tank.sinatra
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    Arm - kissthebrokenwinds This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture vent-posting And somehow the cats face had the same energy
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    Font - David Thorpe @Ar The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them 9/11/16, 1:23 AM 9,623 RETWEETS 17.3K LIKES
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    Font - Dr Emma Beckett @synapse101 My boyfriend &l each had a cat when we moved in together. Normally, mine sits with me and his sits with him. But tonight we are sitting in each others chairs, so now we are sitting with each others cats. Turns out, our cats are attached to the spots they sit, not us at all 6:04 pm · 9/10/19 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - the-sky-traveler: my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can't eat in the same room as her anymore because she'll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that's illegal go finish ur own dinner
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    Font - What is something that makes you smile every time? 1 2,2k 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTSs Lead5alad • 4h •When I make a joke or say something du... Launcheskayaks 3 - 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then
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    Cat - There was a bug in the garage so i sent in some experts but theyre training the new guy today...
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    Font - did you know? Indiana State Prison lets murderers adopt cats in their cells. did-you-kno.tumblr.com wildphilosoraptor: fuckyeah-nerdery: catbountry: ex-wife: did-you-kno: Source "When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me-I have to remember my cat. I can't keep my cat if I get into trouble." "I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. "Of course, we alwa
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    Font - valeria2067 Theologians: Animals can't sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way. Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit. Source: reddit.com
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    Font - beemojis heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat beemojis sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. hiddenlacuna Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen. Cat claims fake mews. hashtagdion We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there's literally still food in the cat's bowl right now
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    Font - froody Follow Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household. cryoverkiltmilk Follow The spiritual successor to Miette Patricia Lockwood Follow @Tricialockwood me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't tr

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