Breaking up is typically hard to do, but not when your total a**hole of an ex makes it super easy. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the stories of 9 women and the EXACT moment they knew they needed to dump their boyfriend and move OUT.
I quit my job to move across the country into my boyfriend's apartment. He was a military officer and the government paid for his housing entirely. This place was in the middle of nowhere and the job market was pretty bad. He told me my rent would be due on the 1st of every month and if I was late there would be a penalty.
My guilty pleasure is watching the Real Housewives after a long day at work. My boyfriend hated it. One day I came home and he put a child lock on the channel. I packed my shit that night.
I moved in with my boyfriend in another city and was looking for a job. I would do all the food shopping, cooking, and cleaning up and had been cooking every night for two weeks. One day I had 4 interviews in a row and I was too exhausted to cook. When I asked him if we could just go out he said, 'Yeah, but you're paying.'
I had a long hard battle with Crohn's disease and my husband was so supportive and took great care of me throughout the whole ordeal. Finally got my colon removed and was able to live life again. I started doing well at work and having a social life. He didn't like the healthy, independent version of me. The last straw was when I had to drag him to a friend's wedding with me and he complained about me talking to other people and not giving him enough attention.
When he told me he thinks it is weird that my mom and I take a girls trip (3 days max) once/year and now that we were living together he no longer thought it was appropriate.
I had to borrow my boyfriend's car for something when mine broke down. I had to get on a few toll roads and the charges automatically show up on his EAZY Pass. He Venmo requested me for $6.00 for the tolls. I knew I couldn't spend my life with someone like that.
When he asked me to buy him a $300 pair of sunglasses (which I did) for Christmas and he brought me a $20 cutting board.
My elderly mom and dad treated us to dinner. When we were leaving the restaurant he walked out the door first and let it shut in their faces. In the car, I told him he should be mindful and hold doors for people. He told me to f*ck off and said my parents can hold their own doors.
He told me I wasn't allowed to go to my sister's bachelorette party now that I live in the house he owns.
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