'Bridezilla' Expects All Guests To Gift Her $400, Gets Utterly Roasted Online

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Dec 4, 2021 10:00 AM EST

Having a wedding is a big deal. The families throwing it often put a lot of time, effort, and money into planning a seamless event for the guests to enjoy. That being said, do the guests really owe the bride and groom anything more than their attendance? Sure, it is common to have a wedding registry, but should it be conditional?

Sometimes after so much planning and stressing, it's almost inevitable that someone will lose their mind. This is what appears to have happened to this 'Bridezilla' who insisted on her guest buying her items such as designer bags, expensive makeup, basically, anything totaling up to (but no less than) 400$.

Someone shared her list of expectations on Reddit, and not surprisingly, people sure did not approve.

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  • 01
    Font - Hey everyone!!e So we are all aware that my wedding is coming up in October!!!! I've already sent out all the invitations. Meaning most of you have gotten them! thanks for those who have RSVP'd already. If you have not, then please RSVP by Sunday otherwise we're not going to be able to have you.
    via u/DexOrangeCounty

    Reddit user u/DexOrangeCounty shared exactly what the unnamed 'bridezilla' wrote so everyone could truly see for themselves. You can tell from the get-go that she is very enthusiastic, but also kind of gives off 'I-haven't-blinked-in-3-years' vibes.

  • 02
    Font - That being said, I would like to announce our gift registry to everyone!! To all those coming to my wedding, there are a list of gifts that you can bring. You MUST choose from the list or consult me first. There are no exceptions. The list includes:
    via u/DexOrangeCounty

    She does not take much time before getting down to business. She is very clear that these gifts are not optional. 'There are no exceptions.'

    Has anyone ever been invited to an event that they had to bring so much money to? What is this, a poker game?

  • 03
    Font - 1. Any KitchenMaid appliances over $350, this does NOT mean regular kitchen items like an apron or a spatula. I'm talking about their stand mixer, blender, etc. 2. Any Gucci or Louis Vuitton purses. Other purses are allowed but please consult me first 3. Any clothes OVER $400 from Calvin Klein, Moschino or Nora's
    via u/DexOrangeCounty
  • 04
    Font - 4. New floor tiles for the entire house (I know this one is a bit of a strech but l'd gladly apprecite it) 5. A new car or a new trim for my car, or anything in relation to the car 7. $400 or more gift cards to any of the following places: Fifth Sak's Avenue, Bloomingdales, Nordstrom, Calvin Klein, Gucci, Whole Foods, Sprouts, maybe even JCPenny. Other places are acceptable but please talk to me first.
    via u/DexOrangeCounty
  • 05
    Font - 8. Any Korean or Asian beauty products totalling $400 or more 9. Any HIGH CLASS paintings or decorations totalling $400 or more 10. A cash gift of $400 or more
    via u/DexOrangeCounty
  • 06
    Font - So as you can see, there are a lot of things on here. I am expecting everyone to spend AT LEAST $400 on the wedding gifts. I'll accept slightly lower amounts as long as you tell me first. Also, everything on here is first come, first serve. Here's a link to the spreadsheet where you can find who's bringing what: Remember to apply early if you don't want to get me a Gucci purse or anything you don't want to get!! Thanks loves! xoxo
    via u/DexOrangeCounty
  • 07

    It did not take long for Redditors to begin roasting to heck out of this post

    Sky - Machaeon 3.5k points You heard the lady! Go get her a lovely 99 cent air freshener!
    via u/Machaeon
  • 08
    Sky - ShutterSpook 1.5k points Here's my $400 worth of valve stem caps
    via u/ShutterSpook
  • 09
    Smile - felicia8616 104 points I really hope that everyone invited to the wedding thinks the exact same thing so every present they go to open is a bumper sticker or some car item that costs less than $5
    via u/felicia8616
  • 10
    Rectangle - arbitrageME 725 points I'm gonna come down with a flu the weekend of your wedding. What terrible luck!
    via u/arbitrageME
  • 11
    Rectangle - arbitrageME 725 points I'm gonna come down with a flu the weekend of your wedding. What terrible luck!
    via u/arbitrageME
  • 12
    Sky - LadyApsalar 484 points I find it distressing that 12 people actually "liked" or "loved" her post.
    via u/LadyApsalar
  • 13
    Rectangle - Fnshow316 2.2k points Intersecting all the gifts are about her (clothes, purses). Who buys someone a purse for their wedding gift? I'm gonna go ahead and spend $400 on a divorce lawyer as that should cover the groom's first hour with him. Anyone want to pitch in?
    via u/Fnshow316
  • 14
    Rectangle - mingey555 708 points She also says "my" wedding. I hope the groom gets the hell out of there!
    via u/mingey555

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