Not everyone uses Twitter, but it's pretty hard to avoid seeing tweets at this point. They're everywhere—reposted as screenshots to other social networks like Instagram, incorporated into memes, included in news articles—even the biggest Twitter hater has got to admit that tweets are becoming nearly inextricable from media as a whole. And because they're so ubiquitous, there's a lot of gold tweets that get lost in the noise. It's too bad, because some of the dumbest, most innocuous tweets are often the best ones. We've collected some of our recent favorites that fit the bill for anyone who would rather not infinitely scroll through the Bird App.