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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)

The shower is a special time where you get to relax and think about all the things that you didn't have time for during your hectic day. God bless for shower time, am I right? A lot can happen during this time you spend alone, so naturally, insightful or strange thoughts that sometimes blow your mind. We document different shower thoughts on a weekly basis for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down for this week's wonderful batch, and let us know about your own shower thoughts in the comments. 




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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/DystopianAdvocate 5 days ago 2 15 O13 3 9 8 12 G Beer and liquor bottles are often returned to be refilled, and plastic water bottles end up in the ocean, so drinking b0oze is better for the environment than drinking bottled water.
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    Now I have an excuse to be an alcoholic - it's good for the environment! Thanks, random Reddit guy. I would like to subscribe to more of your shower thoughts because they're clearly making my life better. 


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    Font - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Luegaria 3 days ago 2 10 e5 3 6 9 . Spending 2 seconds to pick up a quarter off the floor is the same pay rate as $450/hr job
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    Find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck! Find a quarter pick it up, and suddenly I'll be a millionaire! Sounds like a great way to spend my time instead of my 9 - 5. 


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    Mammal - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/lanyeweisst 4 days ago O 11 8 S 9 7 One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep in without setting an alarm.
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/UnitOfMesurement 4 days ago 2 2 23 3 3 14 You know you've *really* made it when a kid wants to meet you for their Make-A-Wish.
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    Rectangle - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Bobthefarter69420 4 days ago 2 3 4 S 2 3 If you become a surgeon, you're legally allowed to stab people.
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/davidkalinex 2 days ago O * 2 5 e3 37 You are a few years-old machine, run by some millenia-old software, written in a billions-old code.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Cheap_and_Defective 4 days ago If you get caught lying to get out of jury duty, you've committed perjury. Perjury is a felony and felons can't serve on juries.

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    Vertebrate - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/noneroy 4 days ago In the near future "automatic" or "manual" will refer to a car's steering and not its transmission.
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    Via u/noneroy

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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/baelien1717 4 days ago Already rich people seem to get lots of things for free while the people who aren't rich or are poor and are in actual need dont.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/johnny_sweatpants 2 days ago The main difference between a dog toy and a baby toy is who plays with it first.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/faux_noodles 2 days ago People that tip waiters give greater percentages of their networth than billionaires that donate money to charities
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Scrummly 1 day ago When a boss does the least amount of work possible for the maximum payment possible, it's considered a smart business move. When an employee does the same, it's considered lazy.
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sun_set_face 2 days ago If then you are a famous spy terrible at your job. you are
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