Tumblr Thread: A Wife's Diabolical Seam Revenge

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Eric Lund
Dec 19, 2021 12:00 PM EST

We're no strangers to the pettiest revenges of the most petty people, but this is so specific and weird that it's just kind of awesome. If anyone thought that sewing didn't have the potential to be a merchant of chaos, then they didn't know things like how Tumblr's yarn community has serious drama.

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    Writing implement - amygdalan-arm Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper yknow what? Fk you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*
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    Rectangle - skitzofreak My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off...except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father's uniforms hanging right there.
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    Font - So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged c
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    Water - And then she forgot. Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. "Paula," he said, his voice mildly shell- shocked. "Paula, my clothes are broken."
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    Font - My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that's the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion. Source: amygdalan-arm #humor #true story #or so l'm told #my mother is a difficult woman #but she has her funny moments #1 don't know if this is actually how I came to be born #but I like to believe it #q-2so
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    Font - EIPescadoBlanco · 17h ago via Android "Paula , my clothes are broken". Best line ever, +1 O 1,783 O | - Collapse replies FigFinArtist · 17h ago via Android Up there with: He kissed me.and my clothes fell off. O 73 & | + 1 reply ZetaRayBill · 14h ago via iPhone Paula, when the pants split. O 34 O I + 2 replies
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    Font - O oldselmersaxguy1 17h ago Spite can be a very strong motivational factor O 510 O | - Collapse replies FigFinArtist · 17h ago via Android As a costumer who has ripped a few seams in his life.EVERY THIRD STITCH is some time consuming shit. O 38 0 kholdstare90 · 12h ago Creativity is the mother of invention, necessity is the father. Spite is the vodka aunt because the right thing for the wrong reasons. O 5 0 | + 1 reply
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