Secret Ways People Ask Their Partner To Have Sex Without Actually Saying 'Sex'

It is totally fine to ask someone outwardly, "Hey, would you like to have sex?" But after sleeping with someone consistently for months, or maybe even years, you develop other ways of asking someone if they feel like doing the dirty. Just like how some people have a safe word, other people have an 'initiation word.' These are great for when you have kids around, or you're out with friends, or if you just wanna spice things up a little.

If you're looking for ideas, you're in luck. On Reddit, people are sharing how they and their significant other ask for sex without actually saying, "Do you want to have sex?'

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via u/Klem_Gamboa

It was Reddit user u/Klem_Gamboa who asked people the best way to say "Let's have sex" without actually saying the words "let's" "have" and "sex." This, altogether, is already an interesting question. But the answers are definitely even more entertaining,
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via u/MisterBaldo

I like this. It's simple. It doesn't seem too raunchy or misleading. I guess I could whip this one out if I needed to. Though, who really goes and just, 'lays down' for a bit? Maybe my head is just in the gutter.
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via u/GhettoGoulash
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via u/herculesmeowlligan
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via u/Little_Juan86
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via u/kittymeow8415
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via u/Pink_Flash
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via u/TheAnonymousHello
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via u/gingerbeans5
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via u/DreadBeardDM
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via u/Joelrassic
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via u/IDontHave20Letters
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via u/TheSmashPosterGuy
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via u/galaxylinusMc
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via u/OmegaPower696

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