If you have a sister, then you have probably been locked in a battle of wills with her since you were kids over the stain you got on her shirt at the middle school homecoming dance. I know I have been! (Sis, if you're reading this, that shirt cost me HALF of my allowance. Just pay it BACK already!! I don't care HOW many decades have passed, I want my five dollars!!!)
But even though it can foster conflict, those of us with a sister know the secret of any outfit: nothing looks better than whatever you can grab from your sister's closet. (Or her bedroom floor, or the hamper...it really depends what's most accessible.) Such as…
You know, the cute vintage one from the 70s? The one your sister KNEW you were eyeing until she oh-so-sweetly asked your mom if she could have it? Yeah, she honestly deserves to have it stolen.
Okay, they don't fit you either, but so what? They're cute and they go with your outfit! Besides, tan isn't even her color. Okay, it's not yours either, but so what?
Okay, actually, you did mean to give that back. You were really just gonna borrow it one time. You really don't know how it ended up in your suitcase when you moved off to college. But, like, she already bought a new one. So this one's yours now anyway, right?
You were fighting over who would get the car to drive to new year's parties for MONTHS, then right at the last minute...she caught a cold and couldn't even GO to any new year's parties! It's a bit of a hollow victory, but it is a victory nonetheless. And oh boy is it sweet. If only you could see the look on her face when she sees you hit the gas on that baby and pull out of the driveway. Unfortunately she's high off her *ss on cold medicine, so you'll just have to imagine.
One great thing about being a younger sister is that you can use your older sister's ID to get into bars! One not-so-great thing about being an older sister is how ready people are to replace you in their heads with your sister, just because she's been going around using your ID. Are you really that forgettable?
You know when you're having a terrible day and all you want to do is throw a tantrum, but before you can your sister starts complaining and crying about how her friends went to see the Justin Bieber movie without her, and your parents rush to her side? And then if YOU start complaining, it just looks like you don't care about her thing! This was supposed to be YOUR bad day!
One thing that really makes us unique and special is our taste in music. Which means if you start listening to all the bands your sister listens to, she'll probably start questioning her identity. But what can you do? She has great taste, and at the end of the day, you think she's pretty cool and you honestly just want to be like her. Sisters can be alright...I guess. (But if you're still reading...you still owe me five dollars, Sis. Don't think that getting emotional made me forget! I'll never forget…)
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