23 Painfully Punny Memes For Dad Joke Enthusiasts

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    Clothing - You wanna box for those, Sir? Soy Jerky Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?
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    Computer keyboard - The Four Keys to Success S
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    Face - My wife is going into labour what Is this her first child? should i do? D PunHubOnline No, this is her husband Pun hub
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    Photograph - 00000 Sprint LTE 1:00 PM 75% Messages Babe Details Where are you? Waiting for the bus Ok. Hurry up 123 WAITS FASTER 123RF
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    Forehead - BRF Doctor, it hurts when I touch my shoulder Then don't touch it. Ok, that'll be $60.
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    Muscle - Would you like a drink? What are my options? Yes or no.
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    Clothing - Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos
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    Coat - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPuntubonline
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    Smile - Will you be long? I'm coming over Yes.
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    Hand - PabCnine Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. WASP NEST
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    Hair - What's upstairs? SADANDUSELESS.COM Unfortunately the stairs don't talk.
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    Hair - 2/5 Do you have any books on turtles? Hard back? Yeah, with little heads. Pun hub
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    Hair - What is your favourite month? July PonHubonine Why july? I didn't lie Pur
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    Shirt - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące?
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    Clothing - Me: *making out with girlfriend on the couch* Her: You wanna take this to the bedroom? Me: Aight l'll grab this end, you get the other
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    Forehead - I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. @PunHubOnline I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time. Pun hub
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    Hair - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again 88
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    Outerwear - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three.
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    Car - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water
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    Hair - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? einrlonino I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen
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    Water - I'm comin' out of the lake and l've been doin' just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk. Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this? I was only a fish,I was only a fish.
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    Font - eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye it's always an eyelash. eyeronic
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    Clothing - What seems to be the problem, Mary? It hurts when I do this Then don't do that

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