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Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Another day, another divorce. But not just any run-of-the-mill divorce - Microsoft power couple Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are officially splitting up. Twitter is obviously all over the divorce, with many single ladies shooting their shot with the billionaire himself in hopes of getting a piece of that Microsoft fortune. Some women have even gone so far as to slide into his DMs on Instagram, and now I'm super invested. Check out the funniest tweets surrounding the divorce below. 

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    Light - jules ... @cuteasducks Bill Gates is single in time for hot girl summer. Gonna shoot my shot, wish me luck. 10:32 Bill Gates thisisbillgates Bill Gates thisisbillgates · Instagram 6.6M followers · 169 posts You don't follow each other on Instagram View Profile 10:31 PM U up?
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    This Twitter user needs to keep us posted on those DMs. After all, Chris Evans responded to Lizzo's drunk DMs. Anything is possible if you have the courage to shoot your shot. 


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    Cartoon - ARFAX Sahir Lodhi ka bdy ... @SahirfanArfa When u find out that #BillGates is finally single #billgatesdivorce 2:57 AM - May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Homer Simpson in a wedding dress truly works for every occasion. This meme never fails to make me laugh. It also encompasses every gold digger's reaction to hearing the divorce news. 


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    Nose - Dhité ... @noplaceliketwit @BillGates I can listen to all your problems at a small fee. Confidentiality guaranteed! 10:47 AM - May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Gailabella ... @Txgailabella Bill gates is getting a divorce. I guess Melinda finally got tired of "Microsoft" 5:15 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Glasses - Hashim Usman ... @hashim_usmaan The Queen: *newly single* Bill Gates :* getting divorce* Coincidence? Ithink not!
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    Font - will toledo's fursona ... @hongkongthongs bill gates got divorced bc he realized that marriage is a form of union 7:27 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Jay Leno apologist @Su1cideByCOp ... Bill Gates was in a 30 year loving marriage but when he heard about white boy summer he couldnt resist 4:25 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Rectangle - Tina Turtle @tinaqueen_15 I'm practicing how imma get at Bill Gates . Lemme go like 5 of his pictures on ig. 7:09 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - CLIT TORRES ... @PATAFRIA So much pussy is being pitched to @BillGates right now. Mine included. 3:46 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @PATAFRIA

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    Font - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Bird - SAM @afterglowivy @BillGates Are you an electrician? Because you're definitely lighting up my day/night!
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    Font - Doctor Stock Doc @BloomBudFox Replying to @CNBCnow ABC needs to drop whatever version of The Bachelor they're doing to have a competition between Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates 11:41 PM · May 3, 2021 · TweetDeck
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    Font - Drake Fenlon ... @TheDrakeFenlon An early 2000s style buddy comedy about Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos going to Vegas as newly single bachelors starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. 1:23 AM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Stoyan @ ... Both Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are bachelors. What a time to be a gold digger. 4:35 PM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.