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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets (May 7, 2021)

Dating has evolved over time, and somehow we've arrived at the age of dating apps. It's so wonderful to be here together... right? If you've been on the apps as long as I have, it's actually the opposite of wonderful. Just hearing the words Tinder, OkCupid, and Hinge makes me physically ill. Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit of a drama queen, but try one day on the apps and you'll see what I mean. The singles of Twitter know exactly what I'm talking about. Check out this week's funniest tweets about people's ridiculous experiences on dating apps below. 

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    Font - say less, do more @Dommlifts Y'all stanning Will Smith's body but blocking men on dating apps with the same physique. 9:18 PM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Dad bods are trending. Give dudes on apps a chance even if they're not totally jacked because you never know - they may have the kind heart and skillset of Will Smith. 


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    Font - Anthony @BigJigglyPanda ... In my first week on dating apps I got as many matches as I have gotten pregnant in my life. I'll let you do that math. 3:57 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Poor Anthony. He's out here on the apps trying to find some love, but no one will return his swipes. Don't fret, Anthony. There are many fish in the sea, and one of them is bound to swipe right on you eventually. Persistence is key. 


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    Font - rowan ... @calicosmall im so tired of dating apps i'm just gonna start standing in parks and looking lost 3:30 PM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ... @carolimejohnson Five hard seltzers and a pfizer dose 2 shot deep... might. redownload all of my dating apps for the first time in 9 months to feel something ! 6:12 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore men on dating apps will be like "text me, I'm not on this app much" WELL BITCH THIS APP JUST GAVE U A HOT GIRL TO TALK TO CHANGE UR PRIORITIES 6:27 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Manse ... @MoroseJerk Probably my best work on the dating apps Your group expires on 6 May 2016, 7:04 PM So Elliot, the only other Elliot I know is a Pomeranian who would bite me if I tried to pick him up whilst he was attempting to scrounge for food in the kitchen bin. My question is, do all Elliots dumpster dive and will you try and bite someone if they come between you and trash?
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    Font - Austin ... @bostonaustin May be time to retire from dating apps Today, 8:46 PM Not you again 4:55 AM · Apr 28, 2021 from Plano, TX · Twitter for iPhone
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    Happy - Lane Moore ... @hellolanemoore men on dating apps be like "let's move this dry conversation over to another app in ur phone and call it the relationship progressing e" 9:49 PM · Apr 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Shanta Parasuraman @Shalalashanta Just learned what Raya is yesterday. Exclusive dating apps are so elitist and gross and also I really hope I get in. 1:52 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - U Up? @uuppodcast UUP? Why is "goes to therapy" not a preference on dating apps? 8:00 PM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - pure essence of the idiot @nooooooenochian Replying to @nooooooenochian dating apps were a mistake Travis Wanna Smash wearing undies? 8:47 AM · May 1, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Monty Mole @thejaiho ... Chicago men on dating apps should know that seeing pics of them doing improv is more chilling than a pic with a dead fish 4:56 AM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Dana Moon @DanaMoonme I deleted all my dating apps so now I guess I have to talk? to men? in real life?????? 5:34 PM · Apr 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Ava Maria @ava_rostami For those of you wondering, these are the types of messages I get on dating apps Do you think the US has failed as a Democracy? Im in a heated discussion with a friend and would love a second opinion!! 8:30 PM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Allie ... @allie_ascends Why do people always ask what you do for a living on dating apps like it is so boring and mundane to discuss and like also I don't really care f e 7:21 PM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.