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People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

All the singles out there know what it's like when the blinding sunlight hits them right in the face before they head on out for their walk of shame. After a night of drinking and debauchery, you may not feel ready to handle hitting the great outdoors. You may also be regretting all your life decisions thus far, but just know that I believe in you. Even though nobody outside actually cares about what you're wearing and what your clothing suggest about the night before, the recovering parties can't help but feel like all eyes are on them as they strut down the streets. Therefore, people have been learning the art of mastering the walk of shame for years. This three-year-old Reddit thread features some of the best walks of shame I've heard to date. Scroll down and see if they compare to your own. 

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    Rectangle - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw
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    I love a good walk of shame story just as much as the next girl, and Redditors never disappoint with their hilarious tales of debauchery. This thread was pure gold, and I'm so excited to share it with you all. 


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    Font - LaserBeamsCattleProd · 3y Not me. But one morning in my city, the day after Halloween, I saw a girl walking down an alley with someone who had to be her mom. I know it was a walk of shame because she had a witch outfit on with 6 inch heels, wobbling around on a brick road. The mom was a shorter, conservatively dressed, annoyed looking mama, helping her balance. A short walk of shame to a minivan ride of shame. Brutal!

    At least she trusted her mom enough to call her and pick 


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    Font - [deleted] · 3y· edited 3y In college, woke up the next day after a party across campus. Walked back to my house. Voting was a thing that day, lots of students out encouraging to vote. I walked into a campus building, interacted with lots of people, voted and left. Got home to realize a big dick drawn in sharpie on my forehead. Was wondering why people were looking at me funny. EDIT: first gold thank you
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    Font - Maniacalmama · 3y When I decided to stay all night at FWB's house, I wasn't thinking about the fact that the Chicago Marathon route went right in front of my apartment building. I found myself on the opposite side of the street from my building unable to cross due to the constant runners. I asked an officer how I could get across. He said, "You're going to have to wait for a small break and run with them until you can get to the other side." So, I waited until there was a slight clearing
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    Font - [deleted] · 3y Today, i walked through my college campus wearing nothing but overalls cut off mid shin and a mario hat in the rain. I went out to a Halloween party as Mario, ended up at a friends house throwing up in his sink. Woke up with no idea where the rest of my clothes went but knew I had to get to my dorm, a mile away, to get dressed for class. Unfortunately, I made this walk in between classes so plenty of students saw a defeated mario.
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    Human body - [deleted] · 3y Sitting on the curb looking a hot mess waiting for my uber when the guy I just hooked up with strolled by with his friend to go play an early game of tennis
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    Font - typhoidtimmy · 3y Personally not mine but my roommate apparently did a mile long walk of shame dressed as a bandito wearing the usual accoutrement. Sans pants He had a longish poncho on so it covered up his.uh tamale. He was lucky not to get discovered by campus police though. The topper was the main elevator at the dorm was one of those big freight jobs and was loaded to the gills with students going to morning classes. The doors opened and about 25 people caught sight of 1 guy walking t
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    Font - Eslov · 3y I was at a party where everyone dressed up as old people. I had a white wig and everything. At one point I traded my pants for bathrobe because why not. At the after-party someone had popped a big moving-box worth of popcorn. Because of that I'm never sensible enough to to stop partying I was the last one to go to bed at that party I slept in the box of popcorn. It looked a little weird the next day on the bus ride home when a guy without pants dressed as a an old man with popc
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    Font - theycallmewhywhy · 3y · edited 3y College. Typical (not frat) house party, gym bros and yoga hoes theme. My friends ripped my shirt off mid party because testosterone and alcohol. Wearing nothing but gym shorts and jeggers running shoes, somehow managed to still get laid. Wake up next morning and frantically look for clothing, didn't find my shirt. This is when I remembered some cartoon I saw a while back of a woman getting locked out of her house in underwear. Her friend is jogging by an
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    Font - Makelevi · 3y After a night of drinking at the bar, one of my friends decided that she was gonna make everyone perogies. I was upstairs and had no idea she was cooking until I heard a scream. I ran downstairs and there she was, with a wok on the stove and flames rising from it steadily, licking the ceiling. I yelled for another buddy to open the Juliette balcony we had next to the kitchen. I grabbed the flaming oily mess by the pan handle, trying not to spill the flaming oils as I carried
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    Font - Michael_Scotts_Tots · 3y My fiancée was walking back from her then boyfriends frat house on a crisp, fall Friday morning. Complete with the previous nights apparel, fishnets and a rag top, carrying her heels (some sort of theme party). As she walked through a section of buildings on campus as a shortcut she encountered a tour group, and tried to heel toe by with her head down. As she is making her way as quickly as possible, trying not to bring attention to herself, the girl leading the t

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    Font - kalcif · 3y Hooked up with this guy. Realllyyy wanted to leave, but didn't have my car with me and it was 5am, so I laid there. He woke up and went to the bathroom, and for some reason I thought this was my chance to leave. So, I decided to climb down from his balcony and walk 2 hours home with my dress on, and bra and underwear in my hands... And I was barefoot... Because I forgot my fucking shoes. Many crackheads were alllII about me during that long walk.
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    Human body - fauxxfoxx · 3y Well there was that one time I dressed as Catwoman for halloween, which was a friday, slept at a friend's, then had to walk of shame back to my dorm on a football saturday. I went to a Big 10 school, so there were a LOT of people out and about.
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    Font - cpag0528 · 3y Wasn't really a walk of shame per se, but still one of my funnier college experiences. Was at a football tailgate sophomore year, and got absolutely hammered (like black out before the game even started). My friends somehow walked me into the game but apparently I left after the 1st quarter. The rest of this story has been filled in by other people because I don't remember it. Apparently, I stumbled out of the game after the 1st quarter and puked in a trash can in the stadiu
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    Font - tuckidge · 3y Was out with my best friend one night. We both hooked up with some people at the end of the night and went our separate ways back to our respective hook ups places. The next morning, we both spotted each other in a parking lot of an apartment complex. The women we hooked up with lived in the same building (but didn't know each other) and my friend and I ended up leaving at the same time. High fives were had and we enjoyed our walk home together :)
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    Font - slapzgiving · 3y In college I went to a Halloween party dressed as one of the Zoltan guys from 'Dude Where's my Car?' (basically shorts, wife beater and a bubble wrap jump suit). I ended up hooking up with a girl a couple blocks from my house. Now, in order to get said hookup done we had to destroy the bubble wrap suit =(...I know. She also happened to be a terrible scratcher. So the next morning afternoon I'm walking down the main drag toward my house near campus in shorts, a wife beater
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.