Deep Philosophical Insights Disguised As Shower Thoughts

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May 28, 2021 12:30 PM EDT

Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts, AKA, the reflections of the brightest minds of our generation. OK, fine, maybe that's taking it a bit too far, but this collection of philosophical musings will make you stop and think about a thing or two. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.



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  • 01
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Dad_Not_Daddy_ 6 days ago O O 25 20 3 15 9 E 21 Online gaming is the only place as an adult you can talk shit to a child and no one does anything.
    via u/Dad_Not_Daddy_
  • 02
    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Bid325 1 day ago 2 14 34 3 6 6 A Viking could have excavated a T- Rex skull and claimed to have slain a dragon and no one would doubted it at all
    via u/Bid325
  • 03
    Facial expression - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/operator139 1 day ago 2 5 26 S4 The reason most people buy new phones is not because they want a new phone it's because they need a new phone battery
    via u/operator139
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    Product - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Tqp5 6 days ago 7 The average pet in the Western world has a better life than the average human 200 years ago
    via u/Tqp5
  • 05
    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/vinbullet 3 days ago 6 34 4 Every Hollow Chocolate Bunny Is Carrying A Pocket of Air From Sonewhere Else In the World
    via u/vinbullet
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    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/_SxG_ 4 days ago 2 E 4 3 3 3 It's pretty fortunate that we were able to get everyone to agree on what colour the surrender flag is
    via u/_SxG_
  • 07
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/DrAwkward404 5 days ago 2 2 e 3 3 It's surprising how you never really see famous singers have a sneeze attack in the middle of a song.
    via u/DrAwkward404
  • 08
    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Mr_Mechatronix 3 days ago The first sign of your computer turning on is your screen turning from black to black
    via u/Mr_Mechatronix
  • 09
    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/4623897 5 days ago It's cruel how little we notice when we aren't in pain compared to when we are.
    via u/4623897
  • 10
    Mammal - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/02lsports 2 days ago Millennials' "free exposure" is the Boomers' "unpaid internship". 9 66
    via u/02lsports
  • 11
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SexyAsianHitler 3 days ago The amount of genius that's been snuffed out through human history due to the egos of powerful morons is probably staggering.
    via u/SexyAsianHitler
  • 12
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Clonestaar 1 day ago If Earth was actually flat, conspiracy theorists would claim that it's spherical
    via u/Clonestaar
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/matso94 6 days ago The emptier the gym, the more clients it attracts, and the fuller it gets, the less attractive it is for new clients. It is a self regulated system.
    via u/matso94
  • 14
    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Lurking_like_Cthulhu 2 days ago You know you're an adult when you're relieved to only get junk mail.
    via u/Lurking_like_Cthulhu
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    Mammal - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/bearly 7 days ago you get a limb amputated that has a lot of tattoos on it, you wasted a lot of If money on tattoos
    via u/bearly

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