Woman's Funny Drunken 'Sexcapade' Leaves Her Swearing Off Alcohol Forever

It's a tale as old as time. Sh*t happens when you drink too much tequila. People get horny, can't figure out where the f*ck they are, phones die...you get the picture! Well, this person certainly does! Read about this hilarious Sexcapade story where a woman lets alcohol and her vagina drive the metaphorical bus which leads her right into a ridiculous situation of sexual debauchery... but with a bit of a detour!  

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