The Top Shower Thoughts This Week, Which Aren't Really That Deep

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Jun 11, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

Your weekly catch of the best Shower Thoughts is as good as ever and provides the usual insight into the mind of the Average Joe. We're always torn between deciding whether it's pure genius or pure stupidity, but it's certainly something to get your brain juices flowing. So scroll through, educate yourself (unlikely), and then check out last week's haul in case you missed it.

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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/hmitch94 2 days ago 2 13 5 S 6 10 We often clean our homes when people are coming over so we can maintain the facade of a clean house that we've seen from going to other people's homes who clean their house to maintain the facade of having a clean house.
    via u/hmitch94
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Mutant_Llama1 13 hours ago A 26 24 3 8 7 Elementary schoolers who have no control over their transportation are punished more for being late than college students who own cars.
    via u/Mutant_Llama1
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Mrwalvis 2 days ago 2 11 e12 3 3 E 4 Guard dogs probably think they're doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house
    via u/Mrwalvis
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    Head - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/skibach 4 days ago 9 6 5 34 3 Costco size boxes of condoms are anti-family packs.
    via u/skibach
  • 05
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/LightSaberBatman 4 days ago 2 5 9 3 4 9 O The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid.
    via u/LightSaberBatman
  • 06
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/TrippinShrimp 5 days ago 2 If a person has silicone implants and they die, their implants will eventually be sitting on top of their skeleton in the grave. nsfw
    via u/TrippinShrimp
  • 07
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/BandaidPuppet 6 days ago 2 e3 3 E 2 A child crying over spilled milk isn't as commom as a child crying about parents screaming at them over spilled milk.
    via u/BandaidPuppet
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Nice-Violinist-6395 2 days ago Being an adult and trying to find a new apartment suddenly makes people refusing to move out of their new haunted house in movies very realistic
    via u/Nice-Violinist-6395
  • 09
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Herbzikal 5 days ago A 2 2 e S 5 For some reason we are told to fear the witches, rather than those who burnt them alive.
    via u/Herbzikal
  • 10
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Jclark418 5 days ago If Morman missionaries had a dog with them, more people would stop and listen just for the chance to pet the dog.
    via u/Jclark418
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DuckRhymesWithLuck 1 day ago Having people who won't listen to you around is lonelier than having no one
    via u/DuckRhymesWithLuck
  • 12
    Smile - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/JellyfishLow 4 days ago 3 2 3 3 2 For a lot of people, random strangers on the internet are more helpful than their actual friends.
    via u/JellyfishLow

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