At some point in every man-loving human's life, they will (hopefully) discover their 'unicorn penis.' This is essentially the 'perfect' penis, whatever that may mean to the beholder. Whether it be the perfect size, girth, or shape, or it's just simply attached to a person who has given you the absolute best sex of your life. However, it can often result in awful decision-making and potentially put you in prison. This woman, fortunately, did NOT end up in prison, but when she finally got a chance to reunite with the man attached to the beloved unicorn member, things got, well...weird. Read about this hilariously awful Sexcapade on Cheezcake!
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