Guy's Harrowing Tale of FAIL About Breaking His Nose While Going Down on Girlfriend is Cringe Thrusters on Full

Our thirsty wounded soldier was regrettably blinded by well, thirst. He had a chance to dip out with a broken nose and solidly messed up,not-so-sexy-time tale. But alas, boys will be boys, and this horndog gave in to his baser instincts to only end up providing the perfect, saddening climax to a story that screams 'FAIL' no matter how you 'break' it down.

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