23 Photos of Bulldogs and the Ridiculous Jobs Their Humans Think They’d Slay

Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor

Aug 9, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

There is not a parent in this world who has not looked at their child and wondered what they will become when they grow up. But as it turns out, that is not a phenomenon exclusive to hoomans and their hooman children, for today we have stumbled upon a collection of hilarious dog photos from pupper pawrents who do the exact same thing for their canine children. Sure, the doggos have little to no chance of ever becoming the things that their pawrents hope for them to be.

But much like how we still eat food with reduced fat because it gives us a similar kick, it is likely that these pawrents also get a little pride out this act. So sit back and get ready to be told that a grumpy bulldog by the name of Larry is destined to become the next President of the United States…

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"There is NO way this dog would EVER have a job."

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Well that sure is a sad approach to inspiring your dog child to strive to their future. But in the same breath, there are more than enough hoomans who are like this about their hooman children, so maybe it's not so weird but a little sad…
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"Janitorial Supervisor"

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"Tow truck driver lol"

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"Git off my lawn guy"

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"Paco would be a judge. He judges me constantly..."

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Oh judge Paco would be a fierce one for sure. We could see him serving in the ninth district pet court for sure. Using his incredible powers of judgment to rule over cases of pawrents missing feedings, pawrents pretending to throw balls but never throwing them and most important of all the cases when a pawrent has be playing with another dog…
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"Code enforcement. He’s very interested in what everyone has going on"

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"Sample person at Costco (CDS) on Dog Beds and puppy scented “non-wrinkle free” dryer sheets."

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"Official Taste Tester"

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"Mooch is rich off his kisses, no need for work. Yes we built him a kissing booth one Valentine’s Day"

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"Drill Instructor Caesar Augustus"

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"Winston would absolutely be an inspector. He does constant inspections and we call them Winspections."

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He specializes in feet, flowers, and new deliveries but he's really open to any work that comes his way. Elen on the other hand, she's most definitely unemployed.
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"Potato impersonator."

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"Unemployed Bully life right here!"

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"Therapist. She’s an excellent listener"

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"She’s a model obviously!"

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"Middle Management. No actual work being done, but closely monitoring to make sure no one else is slacking off. We've called her 'The Supervisor' since she was a baby."

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"Landscaper. This girl never sees a leaf she isn’t interested in."

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"Mattress tester"

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"meatball would definitely be an ‘aspiring’ DJ"

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"Professional food taster"

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"Bertie'd get herself an OF going"

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"A Tax Attorney"

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"He’d be the holiday cheermeister"

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