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"There is NO way this dog would EVER have a job."
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Well that sure is a sad approach to inspiring your dog child to strive to their future. But in the same breath, there are more than enough hoomans who are like this about their hooman children, so maybe it's not so weird but a little sad…
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"Janitorial Supervisor"
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"Tow truck driver lol"
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"Git off my lawn guy"
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"Paco would be a judge. He judges me constantly..."
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Oh judge Paco would be a fierce one for sure. We could see him serving in the ninth district pet court for sure. Using his incredible powers of judgment to rule over cases of pawrents missing feedings, pawrents pretending to throw balls but never throwing them and most important of all the cases when a pawrent has be playing with another dog…
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"Code enforcement. He’s very interested in what everyone has going on"
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"Sample person at Costco (CDS) on Dog Beds and puppy scented “non-wrinkle free” dryer sheets."
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"Official Taste Tester"
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"Mooch is rich off his kisses, no need for work. Yes we built him a kissing booth one Valentine’s Day"
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"Drill Instructor Caesar Augustus"
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"Winston would absolutely be an inspector. He does constant inspections and we call them Winspections."
He specializes in feet, flowers, and new deliveries but he's really open to any work that comes his way. Elen on the other hand, she's most definitely unemployed.
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"Potato impersonator."
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"Unemployed Bully life right here!"
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"Therapist. She’s an excellent listener"
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"She’s a model obviously!"
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"Middle Management. No actual work being done, but closely monitoring to make sure no one else is slacking off. We've called her 'The Supervisor' since she was a baby."
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"Landscaper. This girl never sees a leaf she isn’t interested in."
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"Mattress tester"
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"meatball would definitely be an ‘aspiring’ DJ"
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"Professional food taster"
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"Bertie'd get herself an OF going"
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"A Tax Attorney"
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"He’d be the holiday cheermeister"
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