Reddit Users Reveal What The Weird Guys In Their Offices Are Up To

Everyone's got one, except for me because I am him, a weird guy in the office. 

Whether he's a closer talker or sneaking off to masturbate on company time, there's nothing quite like the experience of interacting with your office weirdo. As he speaks, the hairs on the back of your neck stand at attention, aware that any moment, he could kill you. But they are still fun to talk about. 

That's why the weirdos on Reddit decided to trade war stories. Here are the weirdest things office creeps are up to: